Random Ellysa and Elias because it's 1:57am and I can't sleep

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WARNING: NINJAS AND PRIRATES AND LASERS AND SHIT

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Elias: I think the world would be a much better place if there were no guns. Then we could finally focus on the important things, like sword fighting and how to kill a man with one punch.

Ellysa: *nod nod*

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Ellysa: The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Elias: *laughs so hard no noise comes out, so he sits there clapping like a retarded seal*

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Ellysa: I don't suffer from insanity. I actually enjoy it.  

Elias: o-O

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Elias: *is watching anime*

Ellysa: *crashes through window*

Elias: wha-!?

Ellysa: Brother!

Elias: SIster!

Ellysa: They're after me, brother!

Elias: Who's after you, sister?!

Ellysa: They're after you too

Elias: who?

Ellysa: The Blue Clan, they're after the Red King

Elias: Shit! Why is our little bro after us?

Ellysa: I don't have a clue, but he mentioned something about revenge

Elias: revenge for what?

Ellysa: ...

Elias: what'd ya do this time

Ellysa: ... I turned off his xbox

Elias: -___- bloody hell, you're stupid

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Elias: Did you get any sleep?

Ellysa: Four hours. Then I woke up, went to go pee and haven't gone back to sleep since. Yep. It happens a lot.

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