Strong OP Stand user meets Strange World(KonosubaxJoJo)

Part 16: Hell and Heaven(Part 2)

(Megumin's POV)

It has been such a tiring day. Y/N and Kazuma got in trouble again doing god knows what, Darkness was turning herself on, and Aqua got drunk. An average day for us, oddly enough. I think, I might need to go to the bathroom. Wait, do I hear laughing.

???: Hehhhehehehe......

???: Oh yeah bro, we gonna get em good......heheheehhe.....

Crimson Demon self-defense ready! Alright, time to rush in on 3

2

1.....

Megumin: Alright stay back you-fiends......?

I walk in on Kazuma drawing butts on Y/N's face......and Y/N drawing moron on Kazuma's face.....uhmmmmmm-

Kazuma: Ah...Megumin. Uh-

Y/N: Listen, it looks bad out of context-

Megumin: You think?-

Y/N: But I swear it will make sense! Ok, so I was going to do another job for some lady, and she requested that I have a print skill for printing. Simple, right? Well, I went and got it, but I went back to take it, but it was already taken. So I just went home. However, I had an idea. I thought that maybe I could make copies on more types of things, not just papers and scrolls and crap. So, Kazuma came up with a plan!

Kazuma: W-well, the plan was to copy the words we are writing right now, and well.....copy them on peoples faces. So, we run around town and copy them on peoples faces, so they have moron and drawings of butt checks on everyone's faces!

Wow, how mature...I like this idea.

Megumin: So, what you are saying is you will write whatever you like on your faces, copy it on the exact same spots and watch everything unfold?

K,Y: Hell yeah! Everyone is going to be so pissed!

Megumin: You two are so immature and so stupid, so of COURSE IM JOINING! Let's do this!

K,Y: YEAH!!!

Aqua: OI! WHY THE HELL IS THAT NEET AND THE GOD YELLING! GIVE ME A WRITTEN EXPLANATION MEGUMIN!

Megumin: S-Sorry Aqua!

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(~Time-Skip~)

(~The Guild~)

Now that I think about it, going around doing this isn't going to be easy. Y/N is easily recognizable, even when he changes into his 'hoodie.' I think he forgot that, and just decided that we should do it without a disguise. Morons. Perfectly cute morons, but still morons. 

Y/N: Ight, Kazuma, lurk.

Kazuma: Gotcha bro.

Ah, that's the strat. I understand now. They aren't stupid, just dramatic.

Y/N: Alright, Kazuma, ready to do this?

Kazuma: Hell yeah!

Y/N: Megumin?

Megumin: Somebody has to keep you two on a leash. So I suppose I am ready. If this gets out of hand however, Y/N, Kazuma, I will happily drag both of you to Heaven and Hell and back. Got it?

Kazuma: Yeah sure.

Y/N: They don't call me The Slayer of Women's Hearts for nothing.

Kazuma: I'm sorry, when did you get that name?

Y/N: No clue. I would just look at girls, and they would instantly become a fangirl. No clue why. Its pretty funny though. Like at most I would glance at a girl, and they would become my simp. Pretty funny.