Strong OP Stand user meets Strange World(KonosubaxJoJo)

Part 1:The Goddess

I wake up from the bullets pain and observe the nearby surrounding. Everything was dark, with a checker board floor 2 chairs. The most obvious thing would be im in purgetory, but Im scared to find out. I look around to see a cute chick in blue and wait...what the fuck its KAZUMA!!!

Ok I get that I died, but how the FUCK did Kazuma die!! Was he shot by them or something by those robbers??? How in the fuck did he die??

???:Welcome to the afterlife (Y/N) (L/N) and Satou Kazuma. Unfortunately, you have died. 

I almost forgot I died, with seeing Kazuma here. Bit of a shocker to see him there, as we had been childhood friends, growing up together and causing mayhem together. He was always just a tad bit more reasonable then me, but I still think he was a bit dumb. Im sure both of us are questioning are reasoning for being in this predicament.

Aqua:  Well (Y/N),if you will believe me, he tried to save a girl from a tractor and pissed his pants! AHHAHAAHHAH!

If I'm going to be honest, that isn't that funny. Pretty sad though, not even gonna lie.

(Y/N): I hate to say this lady, but you just made un of my childhood friends death, so if I'm going to be honest, im starting to not like you.

Aqua stares in embarrassment after realizing this chad is actually the best friend of this NEET.

Aqua: My apologies.

(Y/N): By the way, who the hell are you and why am I here?

Aqua: Well my name is Aqua, and your here because your dead. Duh.

Jesus she gonna send me to hell for that rudeness or something.

(Y/N): So am I going to heaven or hell?

Aqua: Well I know what heaven looks like, and I'm sorry, its not eternity with this Speedwagon guy.I read that in your head.

Damnit the  S P E E D W A G O N foundation LIED to me!!!

(Y/N): So what is it?

Aqua: Well their are actually 3 options. You can go to heaven, though I wouldn't recommend it. Its pretty boring. You can't watch JoJo their.

(Y/N): WAIT YOU CA-wait, how do you know about JoJo?

Aqua: Dead weebs.

(Y/N): Oh.

Aqua: Anyway, as I was saying, you can go there but it sucks there. You can also be reincarnated as a baby and go back to Earth, but you lose your memories.

Kazuma: Wait lady what about the third option!!Is it just as shit!?

Aqua: NO ITS NOT YOU NEET!!Anyway as I was saying, you can be sent to a fantasy world, and go to fight the Devil King!

Kazuma and (Y/N): How original.

Aqua: It IS!

The isekai genre says otherwise lady.

Aqua: We also let you bring along any item or thing you want, fiction or not!

Kazuma looked at me with the most evil eyes ever, and knowing him, I could already tell what's going down.

Kazuma: Well random god lady, I chose YOU!

(Y/N): gO gOdDeS uSe wHiNe.

Aqua: Nice choi-wait what.

Suddenly, this other lady I'm assuming is a goddess shows up.

???: I will take over from here Aqua.

Aqua: NOOOO WAIT A DAMN MINUTE THIS NEET SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DO THAT!!

???: But it is allowed in scriptures 30- 

Aqua: Please Eris I beg let me stay!!!!

I silently giggle as Kazuma watches the maddens unfold with his evil eyes.

As Aqua stops screams stop, I look at 'Eris'

Eris: As you can tell, my name is Eris.

I noticed she had a small blush on her face. Weird.

Eris: Now that that's resolved, what would you like to bring?

I froze, realizing I could bring anything. I think, and realize that means GER, Star Platinum, The World, and many more. Until I realize how unoriginal that is, and JoJo is very original, so I say...

(Y/N): I would like my own custom stand please!

As a authors note. this stand probably would look badass,and be super op in the anime for, "various reasons" but mainly for how godly the plot armor would be.Anyway,ill be working on the next chapter. It will be the reincarnation and meeting up with the man, Kazuma.