Strong OP Stand user meets Strange World(KonosubaxJoJo)

Darkness and cabbage

(Y),K: What the fuck. What the hell is the matter with this girl.

(Y/Ns POV)

???: Please let me join your party!*pant* *pant*

(Y/N): I can smell a bit of crazy...

???: OH! How harsh! *pant*

(Y/N): Wait I didn't mean to say that! I'm sorry...

???: Its quite alright.

Jesus she's  hard-core staring right now.

???: Now, let me join your party!

Kazuma: Ummm...we got to go talk to our party members about this.

(Y/N): May I ask for a name though at least?

???: Oh how foolish of me! Please, feel free to punish me! My name is Darkness!

(Y/N): Um, I would rather not Darkness.

Darkness looked down, slightly disappointed.

Darkness: Anyway, back to the matter at hand. My name is Darkness-

Kazuma: Yes you already said that-

Darkness: and my calling is that of a crusader!

(Y/N): Add stardust to the crusader and you have won my heart.

Darkness: So that would be Stardust Crusader right?

*Nods*

Darkness: OK! My name is Darkness and my calling is that of a Stardust Crusader!

(Y/N): Heh, sorry I just had to hear that. Thanks. But for real, are you a crusader?

Darkness: Yes, I am a crusader. I have been trained very well. However, I am very clumsy and never hit my targets. So feel free to use me as a heatshield instead! By the way, I don't actually know your names. What are they?

(Y/N): My name is (Y/N), and the other guy, my good old friend, is the man Kazuma!

Kazuma: Hey...

He seems very distracted. Maybe its because he's tired. Or maybe...now I see why. He's just staring at her chest. You never change Kazuma.

(Y/N): Pardon me, but this is something that me and my party will have to go over. Does that sound alright to you?

Darkness: Yes that sounds alright. Tell me when you made your decision!

(Y/N): Ok...

The reality is we are probably not going to accept her. If she can't hit things, then what's the point. I think Kazuma just doesn't want her because she's a masochist.

(Y/N): Well, see you around!

Darkness: Yes (Y/N), I will see you around!

She seems to be alone. Huh. Poor Kazuma looks very confused. Poor guy.

(Y/N): So Kazuma, what do you think of her?

Kazuma: If she could actually fight, wasn't a masochist, then I would have accepted her right away. Its a shame to because she's pretty hot.

(Y/N): Hahaha,oh Kazuma, you never change do you. I'm assuming if she kept her promise, you would be better and happier....well, I still hope for better luck in the future man.

Kazuma: Yeah thanks man. Also, please don't mention her again, ok?

(Y/N): Of course pal. Well, ima head off. See around man.