Strong OP Stand user meets Strange World(KonosubaxJoJo)

Part 15:The New Little Demon

(Nobody's POV)

It had been a day after the trial. Kazuma went to celebrate, got him, Darkness, and Aqua drunk along with the rest of the guild and had to have Y/N carry him back to the house with Megumin. She had originally been complaining that she couldn't drink, but after seeing what happened with her party, she showed no signs of care in the drink. Y/N just grumbled the whole way to the house. They had been awake till four, and Megumin had long since fell asleep, so Y/N just had to carry everyone home with Melodic. He ended up falling asleep at six because of the drunk adventurers constant nightmares of booze and arrest. To put it simply, he got less then a hour of sleep. So waking up, he was extremely grumpy. He had to take multiple pills to stay awake, and had a cup of warm water to try to keep his eyes open. Needless to say, it was a bad day for Y/N.

(Y/N's POV)

Holy fuck. I have pulled all-nighters with Kazuma when trying to get him to study and having us end up wasting our lives, but I have never experienced this type of drained. I almost feel physically ill. I don't know why I didn't bring them home sooner, but I regret that choice immensely.....I guess Ill wear my mix Jotaro outfit. I honestly have no reason as to staying up today. I guess its so my party doesn't drink itself to death. Honestly, those guys are the most idiodic group I have ever born witness to. Last nights terrible jokes and arguments Kazuma made have made me ill.

Kazuma: AH! YO! (Y/N)! GET DOWN HERE! AQUA IS ON A QUEST TO FIND MORE BOOZE!

Good motherfucking grief.

Y/N: THE HELL AM I SUPOSSED TO DO! TELL HER TO FALL OF HER HIGH HORSE AND EAT SHIT OR SOMETHING! HOW AM I SUPPOSSED TO KNOW?!

Kazuma: DUDE! SHE ONLY LISTENS TO YOU BECAUSE YOUR HOT!

Thanks?....this group is going to kill me.

Y/N: GIVE ME A FUCKING MINUTE AND I WILL BE DOWN! IM STILL CHANGING!

Kazuma: FINE! Jeez, takes a man a bit to dress way to long. Makes the thots at our school seem fast.

Megumin: Kazuma, you got drunk and made him stay awake till four, and contiously woke him up. If anything, im surprised your sober.

Kazuma: Thanks, you loli.

Megumin: WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU-

Y/N: The hell is the matter. I don't have time for this shit.

Kazuma: Aqua has found more beer.

Y/N: Ah, I see. Emergency backup plan Sixty-Nine, nickname code: Aqua has found the booze! Oh boy! Alright, Aqua restraining squad, rollout!

M,K:....sir yes sir.

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Aqua: But it looks so nice! And get off me you NEET! I WILL NOT BE SHAMED BY YOU TRASH!

Darkness: Did someone say shamed?

Y/N: Not the damn time Darkness!

Kazuma: SHUT IT YOU WORTHLESS GODDESS TRASH! YOU ARE TRYING TO GET DRUNK AGAIN AFTER WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT!

Aqua: I WILL NOT BE DEFILED BY YOU! I WILL ONLY ALLOW LADY DARKNESS, MY GOOD FRIEND MEGUMIN, AND MY GOD Y/N TO TOUCH ME! NOT YOU!

Kazuma: I WOULD RATHER TOUCH BOILING WATER! WAIT, IM ALREADY TOUCHING BOILING WATER! ITS YOU, AQUA, YOU! YOU ARE THE WORTHLESS BOILING WATER THAT BURNS AND THATS IT!

Aqua: WHY YOU-

Y/N: SHUT THE HELL UP AND LISTEN! Aqua, give yourself a break, you will die from all that you drink. Kazuma, layoff her. Just for a minute. You to Aqua. God, I really need some sleep. I can't deal with this shit.