One Direction Preferences

You tell him about santa

Niall- the boy still believed santa was real. His mom asked you to label a gift from Santa but Hulu forgot. Christmas morning you had to tell him Santa wasn't real and he cried so you made him cookies to make him smile.

Harry- he thought that a fat man was going to go down your chimney that night but you didn't buy milk and cookies so he was mad. You told him Santa didn't exist and he cried until you took off your shirt making him happy.

Liam- the little puppy started writing his letter and when he found out you hid it instead of mailing it he started crying about how he wouldn't get his Christmas present. You told him Santa knew already and he thought you were lying so you gave him his gift.

Louis- his little sisters didn't believe but he did. Awkward. So when he asked santa for a pony you started laughing and your ass fell off. Louis loved your ass and since you didn't have it he left you and you never stopped laughing cause your ass didn't stop you.

Zayn- he was going to get a Santa clause tattoo but you thought it was a turn off and you said nuh uh mister you no sexy with fat man on your forehead and he started crying so you exploded and found yourself on a planet with purple gum drops.