One Direction Preferences

You witness another couple's fight

Harry- you were out for dinner with your best friend and her husband, you being with Harry. The dinner was going great until your friends husband started checking out the waitress. Your friend told her husband, "it's one thing to spend our money on prostitutes it's another to do it right in front of me." it was shocking how calm she sounded while you and Harry started chocking on your meal. You faked your babysitter calling and got the fuck out of there! On the way home he told you how he would never dream of cheating.

Liam- you and Liam were having a small dinner party with the neighbors. Everything was going well and you were telling each other about your children horror stories. Which turned into marital horror stories. For the most part it was all fun and games, until one couple started complaining about their sex lives. Everyone was sat there awkwardly until Liam finally spoke up calling the dinner over awkwardly.

Niall-you annual bowling date with a few other couples came up, but one of the couples just separated. For some reason they still wanted to participate in bowling night. Half way through the night they got in a huge fight expecting everyone to take sides. Most of the other couples did but you and Niall went to get pizza to avoid the fight.

Zayn- Zayn's friends were all... Like Zayn

They all had an abundance of tattoos but their wives loved them and all of you became friends. Recently one of the men got another pointless tattoo and his wife snapped. The wife wanted to take a vote on whether or not the men should stop getting tattoos and she stood their alone while you and zayn laughed at the idioticracy of the women shouting at everyone. Ten minutes later they were making out again.

Louis- you guys were in the midst of a pool party with a ton of other couples. One of the men pushed his wife, who was wearing white, into the pool. She started freaking out as you brought her into your room to get changed. She started ranting about her husband's joking around and then started bashing Louis. You were pissed so you gave her a dress which had a massive rip in the back. When you both got out side and you were with louis, she started to wonder why everyone was laughing. You told her that you could joke around as much as your husband!