One Direction Preferences

Awkward question

Harry- your little girl came up to you one morning and asked, "mommy, why are your pants red?" You looked down and cursed under your breath as Harry chuckled. "Because Im bleeding seeetie," you answered. "Are you dying mommy???" She urgently asked. "No sweet heart you'll get it one day too," "why mommy?" "Go ask your dad!" Harry looked at you wide eyed.

Louis- "daddy where do babies come from?" Your son asked you while you were driving to dinner causing Louis to choke on his water. "Um, a stork brings them to Mommies and daddies who wish really hard," Louis answered. He immediately started again, "But a sixth grader at school told me-" "okay how about some radio!" You eagerly interrupted.

Liam- your nine year old daughter sat down at the dinner table and immediately got down to business. "What's a virgin?" Liam's face grew pale as you stifled a giggle. Liam tried to choke out, " why do you ask baby girl?" "Because my friends 13 year old sister said she wasn't a virgin anymore," now both of you guys grew pale. Liam tried to answer, "um a virgin is someone who only pa,hrs their nails once a week!"

Zayn- "mom, dad what does masturbating mean?" You both nearly choked when your 14 year old son stormed in. "Um, why do you ask?" You managed to say. "Because it's all my friends were talking about today and they wouldn't tell me what it meant!" Zayn stutters out, "it's when some one... Um.. Pleasures themselves?" Your sons face immediately grows pale and he leaves the room.

Niall- when your twin girls immediately grow silent In their room you both sneak up only to find whispering. When you go in you find them on the computer on google. You look over their shoulders to see them typing in "what is a bj?" You take the laptop and leave. Not telling the 12 year olds.