One Direction Preferences

Outrageous anniversary

(last of my spam)

Harry- he fucked you so hard you went unconscious cuz of too much sperm and cuz u couldn't handle his dick he didn't give a fuck and left.

Niall- he stuffed a ring in your meal to propose but you were a big and swallowed everything. He was so pissed you ate your ring he through a knife at your boob and you died of embarrassment.

Louis- he decided TI pretend he forgot and you thought he did so at noon you cut off his dick and forced him to eat you out.

Liam- you guys were playing real fruit Ninja and he thought your head was an apple so he cut it off and you chased after him for a year cuz u were pissed without your head.

Zayn- he got you a phone but it looked stupid so you through it at his face and broke his eye. He looked weird so you left him for your cousin Estonian Julio recardo demoitray remeirez.