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Me: I'm actually a really cool person once you get to know me.
Carrot: You are the cause of all our troubles and pain.
Me: I can also cause the good times!
[Evander in the background, shaking thinking I meant Scar]
Me: oh... sorry not sorry
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Vern: how did none of you hear what I just said???
Robo: I've been zoned out for the past two hours
Evander: I got distracted halfway through :(
BadTimes: Ignoring you was a conscious decision
Carrot: I literally just got here.
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Vern, playing undertale:
Sans: if you take one step forward you're gonna have a bad time
Vern: I can have a copy of BadTimes?????
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Carrot, building the bridge:
Me: bob the builder said bonding time.
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The voice in Evander's head: *being mean*
Evander: will you shut up man?
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Me: Carrot is the middle man between me and the world.
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Carrot: Hi welcome to Applebees. Would you like apples or bees?
Evander: ... bees?
Carrot: THEY HAVE CHOSEN THE BEES!
Vern: *Runs out with a jar of bees*
Evander: AAAAAAA
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(oooh, hint at backstory)
Robo: Im not doing too well. I have this headache that comes and goes.
The Watchers: *simply exist in his general vicinity*
Robo: here it is again.
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Evander: Im so useless
The voice in Evander's head: no your not! You can be used as a bad example!
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Carrot: why would you give a knife to Vern???
Me: she felt unsafe.
Carrot: Now I feel unsafe!
Me: .... Would you like a knife?
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Vern: OPEN UP!
Robo: It all started when I was a kid...
Evander: Thats not what she...
BadTimes: shhh, let him finish.
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Robo: hello people who do not live here.
Vern: hiiii
Evander: Hello
Carrot: heyo
BadTimes: wassup
Robo: I gave you the keys for emergencies!
Vern: We ran out of Doritos.
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Carrot: Frick I'm gay for Evander and BadTimes-
Vern: Just remember, the quickest way to a persons heart is through the fourth and fifth rib.
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Carrot: Morning!
Evander: Good morning.
BadTimes: Good morning!
Vern: Good morning.
Carrot: you all sound like robots. spice it up a bit.
Robo: good early time of day, mortals.
Carrot: that's more like it!
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Vern: Anyone over 5'6 doesn't deserve happiness.
Carrot: What? I couldn't hear you from up here. Do you need a ladder?
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(More references to Robo's backstory)
Poultry Man: I DO WHAT I WANT!!
NPG: I'll tell Grian
Robo and Poult: WAIT NO
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Carrot: how are you feeling?
Me: stabby
Carrot: that's more of an action... not an emotion...
Me: well maybe I feel stabby!
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Evander: So you've lived with Vern before? What was it like?
Robo: Imagine living with normal, professional people.
Evander: okay-
Robo: then throw that idea out the window.
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BadTimes: You're morals are as nonexistent as blueberries when Carrot finds them.
Vex, Watchers, Grian, Me, The voice in Evander's head:
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Evander: Strength is forgiving someone who was never sorry.
BadTimes: I would literally rather die
Carrot: No, strength is when you help your mom move the couch and she gets you McDonalds afterwards.
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FanfictionThis is a book of incorrect quotes, art, and just random stuff. This is probably the thing I update most often so- ye
