Random stuff that's mostly incorrect quotes

Dad jokes

Dad jokes. Just, dad jokes.

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Grian: can I have some enslaved snowman blood?

Iskall: wtf-

Mumbo: he means bottled water. 

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 Xisuma: I lost my admin computer what do I do-

TFC: look for it

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Xisuma: Geology rocks

Bdubs: but geography is where it's at

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Grian: why is it called a building if it's already been built?

False: BECAUSE ENGLISH SUCKS

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Cub: onion rings are just vegetable donuts change my mind.

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Etho: jiujitsu, noun. The gentle act of folding clothes while someone is in them.

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Beef: why in the world is there someone dressed as a tomato on the train...?

Etho: because it's a subway 

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Cleo: I'm a transaction expert for a multi-million dollar company 

Joe: wait really-

Cleo: I'm a cashier at McDonald's.

Joe: ohhhhhhh

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Scar: GUYS 

Cub: what 

Scar: THE POOL ON TITANIC IS STLL FILLED WITH WATER

Bdubs: wait really?

Cub, sarcastically: oh my gosh 

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Grian: if you eat food in a store and stay there long enough to poop it out it's not stealing 

Mumbo: .... your not wrong, and I hate that.

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Impulse: say it after me-

Tango: me it

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Hels: how many stars are there in the sky?

Ex: NASA says at least 5, but has evidence of thousands more.

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xB: what makes something a dad joke?

Hypno: when it becomes apparent.

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(A reference to the next part of FriendCraft, I'm currently writing it)

Grian: just found out my cousin (with a stutter) died in prison. He didn't even finish his sentence!

Robo: I am R-RIGHT HERE

Grian: shut up the joke is funny

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Beef, done with this entire thing: did you know? A blue whale is so large if it were laid out on a football field the game would be canceled?

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