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Scar: *writes: "RESERVED SEATING - meanies only" on a box*
Jellie: *sits in the box*
Scar: :o
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Beef: so someone broke into my house. They didn't steal the TV, just the remote. Now every so often they walk by and change the channels.
Etho: wasn't me
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Mumbo, walking out of a bathroom on the verge of tears: I'm traumatized
Iskall: what happened?
Mumbo: SOMEONE BROUGHT AN ENTIRE BAG OF CHOPPED RED UNIONS AND THREW IT IN THE TOILET!
Iskall: are you crying because they were chopped or because it simply happened?
Mumbo: yes
[an hour ago]
Grian: how funny would it be if I dropped this entire thing in the toilet?
Taurtis: very
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Xisuma: I got sick, so I visited myself.
Keralis: show me a picture
Xisuma: *pulls out a picture of him in bed and also him standing next to his bed*
Keralis: ...
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Grian: so we're having complaints about my cats walking around the barge.
Impulse: so?
Grian: to solve that I hired my cats. Impulse, meet your new coworkers, Maui and Pearl.
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Cleo: sometimes I like to hide Joe's glasses and decrease the font size on his communicator.
Joe: so that's why I found my glasses in the fridge.
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Scar: I planted an entire forest by myself.
Grian, in the background: AND I TOOK IT DOWN!
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False: I was told at an airport that my luggage was 2kg over the weight limit. So I wore 2.5kg of clothes to spite them.
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Grian: before I die I'm gonna eat an entire unpopped bag of popcorn to make the cremation more interesting.
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Etho, texting the nHo: a bear broke into my house and started playing the piano. How do I encourage them?
Doc: give head pats
Etho: okay
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Everyone: *at Wels's funeral*
Pre-recorded message of Wels: Let me out, it's dark in here!
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Scar: before you join HEP, what's the worst crime you've committed?
Mumbo: I put fake arrow signs on the floor in IKEA.
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Stress: describe yourself in 5 words.
Cleo: Rule breaker.
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Grian: I was peacefully on the train, and this man, I KID YOU NOT, just assembled an ENTIRE CHAIR in the middle of the ride.
Doc, sitting on his newly made wooden chair:
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Tango: what's your best achievement?
Zedaph: I used to be lactose intolerant. Then I engineered a bacteria to cure that, I ate it, then ate to large extra cheesy pizzas. And I didn't feel gross at all.
Impulse: 0-o
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Xisuma: can you watch my tea? I need to go to the shopping district.
Keralis: okay!
[an hour later]
Keralis: *still staring at the tea*
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Mumbo: I'm tired of people walking all over me. So I dressed up as a lego.
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Grian: you're adopted
Jrumbot: wow, you have really bad taste.
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xB: two days ago I set my WiFi name to: "hack it if you can" and today it changed to "Challenge accepted"
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Beef: love you
Grian: love you too
Beef: more then your cats?
Grian: know your limits.
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That's it.
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Random stuff that's mostly incorrect quotes
FanfictionThis is a book of incorrect quotes, art, and just random stuff. This is probably the thing I update most often so- ye
