Random stuff that's mostly incorrect quotes

Quotes based off of things my friends/family said

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NPG: I wish people had a switch that could 'uncomfy' so you can actually get out of bed

Grian: that's called a bucket of water

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Xisuma: tone deaf Keralis, at it again.

Keralis: I'm not tone deaf! I just couldn't get the rhythm right!

Xisuma: *skeptical face*

Keralis: .... okay yeah I'm tone deaf

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Bdubs: I really like lineless art! It's just I'm currently doing an art series... with lines.

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Joe: where do you stand?

Grian: I STAND WITH THE MYCELIUM RESISTANCE, GIMME THE DIAMOND THRONE!!

Joe: well once you're done standing there, come down for breakfast.

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Etho: I'm scared of flying in a plane. It's too high.

Beef: it's like being in a car, except higher.

Etho: IM SCARED OF CARS TOO.

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Poultry man: if you were in an apocalypse, who would you save first?

NPG: you, me, and robo

Poultry man: how about Grian?

NPG: well I'd save everyone eventually-

Poultry man: wrong answer. You were meant to let him die.

NPG: o h

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Iskall (in a pillow fight with Grian): *hits Grian with pillow*

Grian (reflexively even though it didn't hurt): ow

Iskall: you take that ow BACK 

Grian: NEVER *runs away*

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Beef, texting Etho: I would ask why you're watching YouTube at 4am but I'm also watching YouTube at 4am

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Grian, at a Sahara meeting: When is Mumbo coming?

Iskall: if I knew that I'd be a magician 

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TFC: don't ask "how was your day" go for this:

Stress: what's a good thing that happened recently?

TFC: or this:

False: *busts down door* ON A SCALE OF 1-10, HOW GOOD ARE YOU? 10 IS THE BEST, 1 IS THE WORST, AND DECIMALS 👏 ARE 👏 ALLOWED 👏

TFC: either is fine. 

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Bdubs: *introducing his blankets* this is Pinky Tuscadero-

Scar: *wheeze*

Bdubs: my mom named that one. Anyway here's Blue-

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Joe: *eating chips*

Cleo: you're gonna get drunk off chips at this rate

Joe: *panics in sober*

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Wels: I can't stop!

Jevin: me with my mental problems 

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Bdubs: look at this cool animatic I found! 

Cub: already seen it.

Bdubs: your still gonna watch it and enjoy it though, right?

Cub: of course! You showed it to me after all.

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Tango (texting to team ZIT): I desire cuddles 

Zedaph (still texting): *cuddles so hard Tango can't breathe*

Tango: :'D you squeezed out all my tears!

Impulse, reading the texts: what the

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I PHYSICALLY CANNOT CONTINUE THIS SO JUST TAKE THE MEMES