hey you sexy rats u3u
im back from the depths of hell
you know the drill, there will be some cussing
hes also gonna be slightly ooc so q- q; dont come for me
AND a tiny bit of dirty talk at the end
just a lil bit
"Y/n?" You heard a voice call out your name. You turn around and to your surprise, it's your bestfriend, aka your crush.
"A-ah, Zhongli, how can I help"O?"
"Can you teach me how to kiss?" He asked bluntly while tilting his head to the side a bit
"Wha-what?" You looked at him in shock, you were NOT expecting that question "W-where did this come from?"
"Oh, it's nothing. I was just simply curious on how you humans show affection"
"God you're starting to sound like Fischl" You mumbled "S-sure... But how would I show you?"
"Hm, you would just kiss me and point out anything that I'm doing wrong"
"E-ehhehe, well you see, this will be my first time too-" You said shyly looking away
"Oh? That's fine then, it'll be a learning experience for both of us" He said with a small smile as he walked up to you cupping your face "May I?"
You stared into his eyes panicking, 'what if I do a shitty job and he hates me after?' 'what if I hurt him?' 'what if-' you were snapped out of your thoughts when Zhongli spoke
"Y/n? Are you alright? You're getting very red, do you have a fever?" He inched his face closer
"A-ahhhhh~"
THUMP
"Y/N?
"Mmmph- what happened?" You asked, waking up looking around. This definitely wasn't your house, your house isn't this clean and good looking
"I see you're awake, you passed out on the spot so I brought you to my house so you can" Zhongli entered the room and handed you a cup of water
"Oh, thank you Zhongli" You took a sip of your water and smiled "Should we continue the kiss?"
You looked at you with his eyes going wide for a second before recomposing himself "I have to decline, I wouldn't want you passing out again y/n I care about you, I can find someone else"
"Zhongli..." You placed down your water and walked up to him
"Y/n please, you need to re-"
You slapped your lips onto his soft ones
You heard a soft groan come from him as you deepened the kiss
He pushed his tongue into your mouth and explored your mouth, he didn't leave one place on touched by his tongue
"Zhongli~" You moaned
He pulled away and broke the kiss, a string the saliva connecting your mouths
"You taste delicious Zhongli" You commented as you looked into his deep amber eyes with a smile
He chuckled "I bet your cake tastes even better"
You were taken back "WHO THE FUCK TAUGHT YOU THAT ONE?" you looked at him shocked
"Oh? Childe taught me" He looked at you with confusion
"Oh you poor thing, so innocent" You said while laying your head on his chest while running your hands through his hair "You'll understand one day"
"Hm, I love you y/" He said as he placed his head on top of yours, running his hands through your hair
"I love you too Zhongli" You smiled
word count excluding this part: 520
Y'ALL IM
THIS WAS GARBAGE FMEWJFWE
BUT ITS FINE
IMPROVMENT
i do think i got a bit better at writing tho
instead of just saying 'he said' i can add an action which basically means they were talking or smthing BRUH IDK
AND THANK YOU AMAZING, CUTE, SEXY RATS FOR 100 READS
IT MIGHT NOT BE A LOT BUT IT MEANS SOMETHING TO ME and those 2 votes on the albedo story thank you cuties (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ ✧゚・: *ヽ(◕ヮ◕ヽ)
IM NOT READY FOR XIAO
HES COMING OUT ON 2/3
I WASTED ALL MY HEROS WITS ON GETTING MY BEIDOU TO LVL 50, MY FISCHL TO LVL 45 AND MY SUCROSE TO 37 IM
I STILL NEED TO ASCEND MY QIQI AM ANGRY
AND I ONLY HAVE 3K PRIOMOGEMS
PITY IS COMING I CAN FEEL IT
I DONT WANNA FIGHT RESIVIGNEBSVYEHD
anyway thank you cute little rat shrimp thingies
the next one may or not be xiao because i cannot contain my love for him
blows kiss
bye bye~
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Genshin Impact Males x Reader
Fanficartwork- https://twitter.com/pnk_crow/status/1447546278875779081 i'll put out an end of book thingy out eventually ⚰️ anyway, hi, hello, how are you ? this story is about exactly what the fucking title says, cant you read you fucking donut. smack di...