[How to] Zhongli x Reader

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hey you sexy rats u3u

im back from the depths of hell

you know the drill, there will be some cussing

hes also gonna be slightly ooc so q- q; dont come for me

AND a tiny bit of dirty talk at the end

just a lil bit



"Y/n?" You heard a voice call out your name. You turn around and to your surprise, it's your bestfriend, aka your crush.

"A-ah, Zhongli, how can I help"O?"

"Can you teach me how to kiss?" He asked bluntly while tilting his head to the side a bit

"Wha-what?" You looked at him in shock, you were NOT expecting that question "W-where did this come from?"

"Oh, it's nothing. I was just simply curious on how you humans show affection"

"God you're starting to sound like Fischl" You mumbled "S-sure... But how would I show you?"

"Hm, you would just kiss me and point out anything that I'm doing wrong"

"E-ehhehe, well you see, this will be my first time too-" You said shyly looking away 

"Oh? That's fine then, it'll be a learning experience for both of us" He said with a small smile as he walked up to you cupping your face "May I?"

You stared into his eyes panicking, 'what if I do a shitty job and he hates me after?' 'what if I hurt him?' 'what if-' you were snapped out of your thoughts when Zhongli spoke

"Y/n? Are you alright? You're getting very red, do you have a fever?" He inched his face closer

"A-ahhhhh~" 

THUMP

"Y/N?


"Mmmph- what happened?" You asked, waking up looking around. This definitely wasn't your house, your house isn't this clean and good looking

"I see you're awake, you passed out on the spot so I brought you to my house so you can" Zhongli entered the room and handed you a cup of water

"Oh, thank you Zhongli" You took a sip of your water and smiled "Should we continue the kiss?"

You looked at you with his eyes going wide for a second before recomposing himself "I have to decline, I wouldn't want you passing out again y/n I care about you, I can find someone else"

"Zhongli..." You placed down your water and walked up to him

"Y/n please, you need to re-"

You slapped your lips onto his soft ones

You heard a soft groan come from him as you deepened the kiss 

He pushed his tongue into your mouth and explored your mouth, he didn't leave one place on touched by his tongue

"Zhongli~" You moaned 

He pulled away and broke the kiss, a string the saliva connecting your mouths

"You taste delicious Zhongli" You commented as you looked into his deep amber eyes with a smile

He chuckled "I bet your cake tastes even better" 

You were taken back "WHO THE FUCK TAUGHT YOU THAT ONE?" you looked at him shocked

"Oh? Childe taught me" He looked at you with confusion

"Oh you poor thing, so innocent" You said while laying your head on his chest while running your hands through his hair "You'll understand one day" 

"Hm, I love you y/" He said as he placed his head on top of yours, running his hands through your hair

"I love you too Zhongli" You smiled


word count excluding this part: 520

Y'ALL IM 

THIS WAS GARBAGE FMEWJFWE

BUT ITS FINE

IMPROVMENT

i do think i got a bit better at writing tho

instead of just saying 'he said' i can add an action which basically means they were talking or smthing BRUH IDK

AND THANK YOU AMAZING, CUTE, SEXY RATS FOR 100 READS

IT MIGHT NOT BE A LOT BUT IT MEANS SOMETHING TO ME and those 2 votes on the albedo story thank you cuties (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ ✧゚・: *ヽ(◕ヮ◕ヽ)

IM NOT READY FOR XIAO

HES COMING OUT ON 2/3

I WASTED ALL MY HEROS WITS ON GETTING MY BEIDOU TO LVL 50, MY FISCHL TO LVL 45 AND MY SUCROSE TO 37 IM

I STILL NEED TO ASCEND MY QIQI AM ANGRY

AND I ONLY HAVE 3K PRIOMOGEMS

PITY IS COMING I CAN FEEL IT

I DONT WANNA FIGHT RESIVIGNEBSVYEHD

anyway thank you cute little rat shrimp thingies

the next one may or not be xiao because i cannot contain my love for him

blows kiss
bye bye~

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