artwork- https://twitter.com/pnk_crow/status/1447546278875779081
i'll put out an end of book thingy out eventually ⚰️
anyway, hi, hello, how are you ? this story is about exactly what the fucking title says, cant you read you fucking donut.
smack di...
awooga xiaos so ooc omfg its gonna kill me im very unsure of what the fuck this is but hey, if it works it works i also tried to make it as gn as possible ღ
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"Y/n dear could you do me a favor?" Verr Goldet asked
"Of course! What is it that you need?" Walking over to the counter, you rested your elbow with your head in your palm.
She pulled out a piece of paper with some writing scribbled on it, "Give this to Adpetus Xiao, the male you give almond tofu to everyday" She handed you the letter and you took it, bringing your eyes down to read it.
"Hey no peeking!" She scolded placing a hand over the paper.
You chuckled, "alright alright, I wont look at it" You gave her a smile before walking at a moderate pace up the stairs.
Walking up the final staircase to the balcony, you scanned around looking for a male with black and teal hair, but he was nowhere to be found. Letting out a sigh, you walked over to the railing and rested your elbow on it, "maybe one quick peek wouldn't hurt. I mean, it cant be so bad that Verr needs to-" before you could finish your sentence, a gloved hand was placed onto your shoulders, looking up, your e/c eyes met with Xiaos amber ones.
"I swear I didn't look!" Xiao raised an eyebrow and looked over at the letter in your hand,"Verr told me to give this to you" you said as you handed him the letter. His eyes scanned over the contents of the letter before his ears and cheeks turn a faint red and his hand slightly covering his crotch area but you tried to pay no mind to it. You could hear him mumble a curse word before he spoke,
"Meet me at the top Mt. Tianheng tonight, and don't be late" He spoke before vanishing into green and black particles.
You stood there confused, "Huh? Weird" scratching the back of your head, you headed back down stairs to report to Verr and continuing on with your day.
◇ ◇ ◇
"Xiao?"
"Xiaoooo"
"XIAO"
A flash a green light appeared behind you, revealing the one and only Xiao.
He let out a scoff, "So you actually came? I thought you mortals knew better then to come at this time during the year" He backed you up into a rock, pinning you against it, one hand on the rock and the other around your waist. He brought his lips close to yours with a smirk.
Blushed spread across your face, "X-xiao? Did someone put something in your almond tofu again?"
"Of course not love, I haven't been hungry for anything else but you~"
Xiao lifted up your chin and smashed his lips onto yours. The kissing was rough but sensual, his lips moved in sync with yours. You pulled away to catch a breath, tears pricking at your eyes. But this action didn't please Xiao at all since he pulled your body closer to him, his grip strong around your waist, lips locked again. The kiss got rougher. He forced his tongue inside your mouth and left your entire mouth claimed by him. No place was left untouched.
"Xiao~" You moaned out his name in complete pleasure. He took this as a sign as he has won dominance over you. He moved further down, leaving bites and kisses all over your collar bone and chest. He stripped you bare. This made you yelp and cover up your chest and genital areas.
"Don't be like that love" He got down and pried your hands away, "beautiful" He made eye contact with you for a second before attacking with licks and sucks (If you got a dick then hes sucking you off, if you got a pussy then hes eating you out)
After a couple more licks you came all over his face
"Excited now are we?" He stood up and kissed you a couple times before removing his own pants and out popped his xiao sized dick (def not a reference or anything-)
Looking down, you smirked, "my turn" You said before pouncing on top of him you placed his cock inside your hole and started to bounce sending extreme pleasure to the both of you.
"Ngh....ahhhh...y/n..."
Satisfied, you bounced faster, erecting more moans from the male underneath you. He grabbed onto your ass and pushed you down onto his cock more.
"Mmmmm...ahhhh...y-y/n...please..."
You went faster and faster and faster until he came. His fluids inside of you, dripping out.
"You've had your fun kitten, now its my turn"
He flipped you on all fours and pounded his dick inside of you. Pleasure overtook your body and you lost all senses as he railed you senselessly.
◇ ◇ ◇
Seconds turned into minuets and minuets turned into hours
The sun rose and you flopped onto the soft but sticky grass with Xiao next to you running his fingers through your hair.
"Tired?"
"Y-yeah"
He let out a chuckle and lied down with you, bringing you into his arms as the wind went past you both.
"Xiao?"
"Hm?"
"What did that note that Verr gave say?"
His eyes averted from you with blush coating his cheeks, "Well I've been in heat lately since its mating season for the Adepti, I needed a partner to let all my sexual frustration out. Verr informed me that you have some Adeptal blood in you so I decided it would be safer to fuck you then a mere mortal"
You giggled at this and snuggled closer to him, resting your head in his chest.
"I love you Xiao"
"I love you too Y/n"
word count excluding this part: 974
im currently SCREAMING, thank y'all for 1,600 reads
that was smthing smthing indeed
can you guess whos next ? hint: it's who i said you'll dominate next time in the diluc smut but its not smut
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VENTI THE STARBUCKS MAN
thank you sexy rats and if you see any mistakes lemme know
