mike 🔫
heyyy
hi
i'm going out with my friends and i don't know what to wear.
so should i wear loose jeans with a sweatshirt
or a long sleeve shirt with a jean jacket and jeans?idk
oh come onnnn
you know fashion so damn well
and you have like a visual brain like wtf
help meeeeidk
why are we growing dry again...?
idk
i'm fineyou're not fine
when someone says they're fine it's not truewell i'm fine
i'm just really tired today
like i have no energyoh
then sleep
i mean like take a napyeah
um i'll go do that
have fun i guessyeah
sleep well, el!
(seen 2:31pm)
are you awake?no
go awayaw hi
you sound moodyi'm not
ooh very moody
i'm not stfu
ahh
there it isIM NOT
STOP FUCKING TESTING MEwow
guessing your nap wasn't greatno it fucking wasn't
oh dear
you're mean in the mornings
is this like that?if i say yes will you fuck off?
no
then no
okay you're really moody and i feel like there's something wrong but i feel like if i ask you'll scream at me
yeah i would
but it is a chance i'm willing to take
what is up?something that is not your business
that's what you say every time
because it's true you fucking manwhore
says the whore
aww omg thank you
that means a lot
but we're side tracking herewait did i just get you into a better mood by calling you a whore?
because that didn't feel good and i would like to apologiseif you apologise i'll whoop your ass
okay 😳
not apologisinggood
now tell me what happened
call me a dirty little slut first
and we'll see
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my business | mileven texting au
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