mike 🔫
sksjsks
um yurning onto uou!
oops no
im turning onto you
intobruh 💀
you manwhore are you drunk!?
HELL YEAHvodka!
YEAH!!!!!
VODKA!!!bow i'm sad
oh dear god no
why are you a sad drunk?
i'm a horny drunk?
i though we could be horny together 😩😩😩
but honey... why are you sad my child?vant tell you
why not?
vannot
cannot*
but whyyou'll gate me
i won't gate you
i would not babe
it probably won't be that bad and i'm a whore lmaoooooopkay
no
mot okaymikeeeeeee
tell me please 🥺
pleaseeeeee 🥺🥺🥺👉🏻👈🏻you'll kaugh
youll hate me
u can't lose u
i*yes i got that
and i wouldn't
i swear
pinky swearzz 🥺👉🏻👈🏻oromise you won't keave ne?
how could i lolll
jk tell me honey boo boo 🥺🥺🥺
❤️❤️😩😩😩ikay
i like u
you*
i like youwhat
no
mike, you're drunk
um find someone to take you home pleaseyou are mad
i'm sorryno, mike.
i'm not mad.
you're just drunk and not making sensebut el
i nean itYOU CANT EVEN SPELL RIGHT!
but i do kike you
likemike....
just go home, get some rest.
we can talk about this tomorrow, please.el
mike, please.
i really can't do this
you're fucking drunk.
just text me when you get home.fine
i'm sorry
(seen 10:22pm)
i am homeokay
take a advil go to bedokay
i'm sorrybed.
okay then
(seen 12:37pm)<>
THE NEXT MORNINGmike 🔫
hi
morning
YOU ARE READING
my business | mileven texting au
Fanfictionwho knew texting a random number to sell your nudes would get you your true love?