Levi x Reader one shots

Cute/stupid scenerios

Levi, staring deadpan into the camera Hange is holding with a microphone.

"And here, you can see the endangered Y/N in their natural habitat"

Que Y/N, slipping on air and falling down the stairs, spilling cereal in the process.

"Natural selection is coming for the specimen"

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It was a cold night. Levi was sat on the couch with a hot cup of coco, reading a book. Y/N arrived with a stern look, standing right in front of Levi.

"What is it, Y/N?" He asked, sipping his drink, not taking his eyes of his book.

"Are you cheating on me?"

That question seemed to grab his attention, making him spit out his drink.

"What? No. What gave you that idea"

"The countless used, broken condoms in our trash can"

Levi suddenly looked embarrassed.

"I...wanted to make water balloons and I put too much water in all of them so...."

"You...." you tried to maintain your angry expression but it was too much as you burst into laughter.

"...stop.."

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"Y/N, you should appreciate the little things" Hanji said to you.

It was at that same moment that Levi walked in. To his confusion, you ran up to him and gave him a huge hug.

"Damnit..." he blushed

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"Levi...are you...blushing...?"

"What, no"

"Did I get the super hardcore, badass, cold Levi to blush?"

"No...it's the cold"

"Huh. It's the cold. Not that I said 'your face is super cute and I bet the rest of you is too"

"No.." Levi stuttered out

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Y/N tripped on nothing once again and fell down HQ's stairs. This time though, Levi had caught you.

"I think you just" Levi started

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Fell for me"

"Put me down."

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"Leviiiii"

"What"

"I'm cold"

"Y/N....

It's 100 degrees outside, the fireplace is on, you have 10 blankets and hot tea, you have 12 layers of clothing on." Levi shouted, appalled
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