Gordon: *comes home like a normal person ig*
Rhoda whoappearedidk: How was work? (i know she works with him but dknd)
Gordon: *scream*
Gordon: I HATE EVERYTHING
Gordon: *crying in the shower*
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Richard: *lets Gordon shower*
Nancy D.: wHaT tHe F u C k RiChArD
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(nowpretendthisiswhentheyallthoughtgordowasdeadjsjdjsjsorry)
Rhoda: Roger?
Roger: Gordon used to call me Roger-
Rhoda: because that's your fucking name
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Race: *falls onto a bed through the fricking roof*
Jack: you always know how to make an entrance
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Kevin, holding the book: BY THE POWER OF-
General: *bark*
Kevin: BY THE POWER OF-
General: *b a r k*
Kevin: BY THE POWER OF CHRIST, I COMMAND YOU TO-
General, grabbing the book, about to do the thing: *B A R K*
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Arnold: i want a church girl to go to church-
Arnold: a N d R e A d H e r b I b L e (,,well book of mormon in this case)
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Mendel: i want a jewish girl to go to... temple
Mendel: a N d R e A d H e R t O r A h
(i feel like that would work for jason too ksnsks)
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Asquith D'Ysquith Jr: Monty is so annoying
Monty: *runs*
Monty: *climbs over fence*
Monty: *climbs on the roof (shouting obscenities- i'll let myself out)*
Monty: *whips out a saw*
Monty: I heard that you were talking shit about me
Asquith: wHAT THE FU-
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(thiswasprobablymadeidkbutanyway)
Trina: so you hangin out with Whizzer yesterday?
Marvin: But- Trina- it's not what you think-
Trina: I W O N ' T H E S I T A T E B I T C H
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Newsies: Jack can you sing us a lullaby
Jack: sure
Jack: sHUTTHEFUCKUPANDGOTOSLEEEEP
Davey: Jack-
Jack: oOOOOH SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO TO SLE-
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Larry: Congrats on making the football team, son.
Larry: *throws ball*
Connor: *catches the ball* I signed up for drama club, dad-
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Connor: zOe
Connor: is that a police???
Zoe: ...
Connor: I M C A L L I N G T H E W E E D
420 whatcha smokin
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Race: what do you call a man with a rubber toe
Everyone: ...
Race: R o b e r t o
Everyone: ...
Albert: *wheezing*
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Kevin, entering he camp: gUYYYS GET OUT OF THE WAYYY
Kevin: ITS THE LOOORD
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how the hell does this have 200+ reads thanks-
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfictionyou hear;d wht i said crack this will include only musicals Stuff this includes so far: -incorrect quotes -gc oneshots -conspiracies -headcanons??? idk Actually if you want headcanons go to my other account also gay uh emma nolan connor mckinlet ml...
