incorrect quotes but this involves stupid shit me and my friends (and teacher at some point) said at some point
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Race: why does this apple taste like apple?
Albert: because it's gay
Race: good point
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Davey, waiting for the rest to finish the sentence: and the famous artist Leonardo...
Newsies: da Vinci!
Race: DiCaprio
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Weasel: Who did you push?
Race: *points*
Weasel: well didn't you see how tiny he is, compared to yo-
Race: No not him! Morris
Spot: ...
Morris: ...
Weasel: still you shouldn't have pushed him
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Albert: *tries to untie Race's shoes*
Race: *starts tap dancing*
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jason: dear ladies
jason: hap- happy eighth ladies valentines
And heere are the regular incorrect quotes
Kevin: aren't you too short to be a stormtrooper?
Arnold: oh my god you finally watched star wars
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evan: hey babe. happy one year (:
connor: ...i'm 27-
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kevin: *angry*
connor: *hinting the whole turn it off thing* KEVIN
connor: KEVIN
kevin: ??
connor: KEVINWATCHTHELIGHTDUDE
kevin: *picks him up like one of those couples*
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mae: winnie... where's the good in goodbye?
jesse: it's right before the 'bye'
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jesse: what did you do?
miles: i faked my death.
jesse: ???
miles: you're not the only badass in the family
Alright that's all i have rn when i come up with more ill say it hhh
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