Dbz oneshots & lemons

Gogeta x Human! Female! Reader -LEMON-

Warning: This chapter contains explicitly explained NSFW if you're uncomfortable with the topic please skip! Thank you.

A/N: I apologize for taking so long, I'll try to work faster and get the chapters done sooner. Thank you for your patience.

Gogeta's P.O.V

We have a big problem. This fusion technique was suppose to have a time limit, but it's permanent now and my wife- our wives divorced us since they can't share.

'We should go to (Y/N), she's most likely not busy.' We think as we press two fingers on our forehead and found her power level. She's the fourth strongest human on Earth, Kakarot taught her Ki like he did with that woman so she's about just as strong or maybe below her. "Hey (Y/N)." We greeted as we stood before her.

She put her book down and closed her eyes before looking up and opening her eyes in a sarcastic manner, "Well nice that you popped by." She said sarcastically as she got up to go to the kitchen. "You want anything?" She asked opening the refrigerator before sticking her head in.

"Aren't you a bit too casual about seeing us?" We asked raising an eyebrow at her. "Hey! Why're you guys Gogeta?" She asked turning around to look at me. "We're stuck." We state staring down at her. "You know all about our fusion, so what's wrong?" We asked her as she opened a can of soda.

She took a sip before snapping her fingers at us, "You guys must've fused using that form too much." She concluded, "That's idiotic, that is not possible." We replied crossing our arms over our chest. "Oh. I don't know then." She said as we stare at her dumbfounded.

"Well you're no help." We mumble turning to the side. "I promise Gogeta if I knew I'd tell you two but I don't. Usually when you're timer runs out you guys are pushed out the fusion but this wasn't the case." She explains before drinking more of her soda.

"So what have you guys been doing in y'all's spare time?" She started up staring at me. "Well we've been having a certain problem minus the fusion, but we were trying to figure out how to get out of this fusion." We responded glaring at the floor. "What is this certain problem?" She questioned, our face flushed a bit at the knowing fact but we quickly shook it away and made an excuse. "Just our divorce."

"Wanna drink together?" She asks placing her soda on the countertop. "What for?" We ask tilting our head to the side. "To drink your worries away, Goku." She explained drilling her finger in our head. "Ow! Hey it's Gogeta!" We whined holding our head.

"Yes well it's still easy to tell which is Goku and Vegeta out of you two." She explains walking towards the door before putting her shoes on. "So are we going or not?" She questions looking back at us with a teasing smirk. "Hmph yeah we are." We huffed following her outside.

Time skip

We arrived at a local bar that was full of drunk people. It was near sundown so the place was packed. "Well I'm going to the bathroom, get us a table." She said before walking in a random direction. We stood in the same place looking around trying to find an open table when some random girl in revealing clothes walked up to us.

"Hey hottie, you came here alone?" She asked looping her arm around ours. "No we didn't, woman." We responded taking our arm away from her and crossed it over our chest. "Cold, I think that's hot." She said rubbing herself against us. "Well we don't care, so you can leave us alone." We reply trying to walk away.

"Now wait, hottie." She demanded stepping in front of us. "What?" We asked rolling our eyes at her. "What if I could give you something you would love?" She asked giving us a flirtatious smile. "And what might that be?" We replied narrowing our eyes at her.