Group Message AoT x reader

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8:35 Am
Horse face: Dudes! Are you awake?

9:49 Am
Horse face: anyone awake now?

11:30 Am
Horse face: okay this is getting ridiculous.

Avatar: it's not as ridiculous as your face rn.

Horse face: HUH??!!?

Avatar: Look behind you

Horse face: you're not there

Avatar: in front now

Horse face: YOURE NOT F ING THERE!

Avatar: That's because I'm over you

Horse face: Dafuq?! I'm serious man, where are you?!

Avatar: IM RUNNING DOWN THE STREET! YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!

Horse face: O.o

1:39 Pm

Reader: Hi.

Angry German: Hi!

Coconut: Hi

Avatar: Hey!

Freckles: Good Afternoon

Sweaty: Hello!

Hush Braun: (y/n)! Hi!

Shorty: (y/n).

Eyebrows: Why hello (y/n)! ^_^

Horse face: ARE YOU SERIOUS?! KNOW YOU GUYS ANSWER THE GROUP?!

Angry German: Maybe we should change your group nickname into "impatient French man".

Horse face: SHUT IT JAEGER!

Angry German: THE HELL YOU SAID TO ME?!

Reader: Boys, boys. Calm down. No, we are not changing your group name, and that was not polite.

Angry German: Sorry.

Horse face: sorry....

Avatar: guy... I need help. I can't answer this math question.

Coconut: Well what is it?

Avatar: 9+10

Shorty: shut the hell up. That isn't even funny anymore.

Freckles: Agreed.

Horse face: Someone was selling condoms yesterday..... Jae....

Angry German: Shut the fuck up hooker.

Horse face: It was eleven dollars!

reader: I'm going to take a shower. brb.

Avatar: can I come?!

Horse face: No! Can I come?!

Freckles: Can we all come? :D

Reader: you boys are silly. but no haha sorry.

Avatar: how about we make a deal? The first to get into the shower with (y/n) gets to fuck her!

Sweaty: H

Hush Braun: E

Horse face: L

Angry German: L

Coconut: Y

Shorty: E

Eyebrows: S

Reader: I'm still here.... O.O

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Hahahhhh I'm bored. lol.

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