Attack on Titan one shots

Daycare MAU: toddler!Eren x toddler!Reader

Levi's POV:

We are walking outside, about to go to a park. Wasn't my idea, tch. It was Hanji's. She said that (y/n) needs sunlight, and all that motherly care stuff. Yes I do love (y/n). Now shut up about the '''oh you don't care about your daughter''' bull.

We reached the park, the very dirty but apparently clean park. You don't know what touched those slides or what fell on the grass..
"Levi! Look! A daycare! How cute!!" Levi screamed in my ear. Does she not know there is a baby right there?!

"Tch. No."

"Come on! I want (y/n) to have friends. I don't want her to be very stoic, blunt, and sh-" I cut her off.

"Finish that sentence, and we are leaving you here in this park." I narrowed my eyes at her. She may be annoying but I somehow fell in love with her.. Okay fine I'm sappy! Shut the hell up!

"Aww levi~~~! You wouldn't do that to meeee~" she sang. I didn't reply. She let out a laugh of triumph or victory or something. She started to push the stroller down the hill and stopped at the fences.

"Hanji, what the hell are you doing??" I asked.

"Levi! No swearing in front of (y/n)!" I roll my eyes. I look back at her to see her on the other side of the fence, reaching down to grab (y/n).

"Oi! Four eyes! Get back here!" I yelled. She ignored me.

"Okay (y/n) go make friends~"

"Hanji! Don't you dare!!" I yelled as I struggled to get over the fence. Okay, the fuck brats!?! How many times do I have to tell you to shut up? Make fun of my height again and you'll regret it.

Hanji let go of (y/n) and my (y/h/c) haired angel ran to the playground. I can hear her laughing like a crazy baby lady. That just makes my heart melt but.....why?? Why must she be laughing around a dirty place.

Third Person POV:

You ran to the playground laughing and giggling. "THASHA (sasha) I AM GOING TO GET YOU!" You heard a kid with brown hair yell. You reached the sand and continued your run until you bump into something. You didn't fall over but the thing you bumped into did.

"Look everybody! Ewen's butt is showingg!" A girl with blonde hair tied into a bun yelled. A bald boy and brunette girl started cracking up.

"How dare you push me! I hate you!" Eren yelled in your face with tears. He pulled you close to him by your shirt's collar and glared at you. "I am going to get-" he was cut off when you smashed your lips against his. He gasped and pushed you away.

"Is the pain gone?" You asked. Pulling your most innocent and cute smile you could possibly do.

"W-w-what d-did you j-just.." Eren stuttered, his face going red while backing up.

"My mommy always kisses me when I get hurt. And when she does the pain goes away." You giggled. Eren started tearing up again and started sobbing. You looked at him with wide eyes.

"My mommy do that too but she not home sometimes. And daddy not do that!" He sobbed. He pointed to a guy sitting on a bench. He had multiple coloured hair and a horselike face.

"Eren!" A lady with black hair yelled running towards Eren. Her voice filled with concern.

"Mommy!" Eren yelled back.

"(Y/n)!" Levi yelled, running towards you. "My little angel! What did this brat do to you??" He asked, glaring at the lady and Eren.

"Excuse you, but from what I saw, she, made Eren cry!" The lady hissed.

"Eren say his daddy doesn't kiss him." You said.

"WHAAT?!" The lady shouted. "JEAN GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE!" She glared at Eren's dad.

"Mikasa! You're here!" He jogged over to us.

"Why don't you kiss Eren? I told you..." She yelled at Jean's face. Hanji came in and picked you up.

"(Y/n)! Did you make a friend?" She asked you.

"YeS-"

"No" Levi cut your answer.

"Yes I did daddy. That's ewen and he my fwiend now." Levi had a vain popping out of his forehead by the time you finished your sentence.

"We're sorry for what happened here. See you around!" Hanji apologized. The three of you walked away p, back to your stroller.

"Bye Ewen!!!!" You yelled. He waved back.

Hanji set you down on the ground, to get your stroller ready.

"Daddy?" Levi glanced at you. "Up!" You cheered. He smiled widely, but made sure Hanji didn't see. He picked you up.

Mikasa's POV:

"Why is Eren's face red????!" Mikasa asked.

"Maybe he's blushing. Awwwww does that brat have a crush~~~" Jean teased. Mikasa slapped his arm.

*20 years lattterrr*

Eren's POv:

"And that kids, is how I met your mother."

----
I'm bored. Lol had to make this. It was based on a ere in pic but like ya.