Seven Stitches, Inches, Kisses

A Night Out with the Guys

"You can't control me, danna! My choices are my choices and I'll do what I want, un!!"
"Brat, there are consequences for mistakes in life. Don't say I didn't warn you."

The pair were at it again. They were having frequent petty arguments for weeks on end now, and this would be their last one for quite a while...

"What's the harm in going out for a night with Hidan and Tobi?" The blonde asked with an annoyed tone, his arms crossed boldly against his sleek frame.
"Allow me to reiterate the names you just mentioned." Sasori stated simply.
"They're not that bad, danna! Gah, I swear, you're such a joy killer at times."
The puppeteer rolled his eyes. "My idea of fun does not include intoxication and hangovers."
"Tch! We won't even get drunk, it's just a nice time at a bar, un." Deidara nodded with a careless tone.
"You're going to get drunk." He said, quite sure of the prediction.
"We won't, danna!" He groaned. "What's your idea of fun then, hm?" The blonde asked challengingly.
The red head lowered his head with a suggestive smirk, his eyes fixed on Deidara's. "Take a guess, my love~"
Deidara looked disgusted. "Ugh, that's all you care about, isn't it!!"
Sasori wore a hurt expression. "Geez, I just love you. A lot. And that's why I'm so protective of you."
Deidara must have passed this off as some excuse, because he had left to their room to change.
"Dei!" He once again felt his authority had been challenged. "What, un." Deidara came out with skin-tight leather pants and a loose tank top. "That's too provocative. Change. Now." Saso ordered without a second thought. "What the hell, danna, give me some freedom every now and then!" He was beyond annoyed at this. Sasori thought for a while. "Fine. But wear this with it. And DON'T take it off, there is no reason to. It's cold outside and someone could lay their eyes on you." He unzipped his red jacket and tossed it gently at his partner.
"Y..You're letting me wear your favorite jacket?" Deidara asked, surprised.
"Well yeah, I care about you, no matter how angry I may get with you sometimes." The blonde trotted up to his husband, planting a kiss on his smooth cheek. "Thanks danna."
"Be careful, okay? Don't get into trouble. And I want you back by 12:00 am. No later. If you come through that door at 12:01, even then there will be consequences. Like I said."
"Alright, alright. This is why I need a break from you at times, un. You can be so uptight..." After seeing the Akasuna's expression at this, he left out the door rather quickly.
Sasori sighed. He didn't like this...