Seven Stitches, Inches, Kisses

Late Escapades

After much hot steaminess, the guys each took a turn in the bathroom to calm down before going out in public with their hard-ons. Walking out, Hidan was the first to speak. "Man, did you see her BOOBS." Tobi butted in. "The booties! Tobi is a bad boy..."
"A very bad boy!" This was Deidara's eighth or ninth bottle.. he didn't know anymore. The blonde lost count long ago. "But..*hic* seriously tho..wHAT TiMe is IT?!" The artist slurred, not even being able to walk in a straight line. "One of them was soaking wet... Which made me bulging hard... I'd like to take her in a room sometime, eh Dei? Ah... I still haven't heard from Kakuzu yet... Guess he really doesn't care where I go... I get more satisfaction from street whores than I do with him... Hahaha... HAHAHAHA.. HAHAHahahahAhahahhAH" as Hidan rambled on, Tobi checked the time. "Ummm, it's 3:17 am." The bomber grinned. "Well..*hic* yeah.. they were all... fucking hot un..." Deidara then stopped talking and looked confused at his friend. "WHat'S WrONG wiTh you?! I'm SuRe tHe OLd fUcker Is woRRying his ass oFf Un!" He then looked at tobi "Huh? 3:17? Didn't I need to be somewhere...."

Sasori, very wide awake, had not only finished his puppet and his book, but his patience was finished as well. He was ready to blow up, and usually it was the other way around with the couple. He tapped the cold wood of his chair, and reclined slightly in the cushions to ease his angry, stiff body.

Tobi looked at his senpai remembering "Ah! Didn't Sasori say you had to be back at 12?" Deidara frowned, thinking about it. "Ohh..that's right!" He giggled. "Well who cares un? A few hours difference won't matter.. un.. The masked man seemed to be the only sensible one. The two were too drunk to even notice he was sober. "But Senpai... It's past 3 am... He'll kill you if you come home any later... And that's not good... And he'll tell me Tobi is a bad boy!" Tobi's oversized sleeves covered his face, he was shaking thinking about it. "BaaHAahahaAHA! Danna won't kill me! Pftt..you're overreacting un!!"

Meanwhile, the redhead had no trouble staying up, but he was starting to get worried. 'I should text him... No. I won't tell him anything. Not until he gets his ass over here..' He pulled out another book titled, 'Socially Acceptable Sadistic Acts and When to Use Them'.
'Hmmm, not good enough.' He thought as he tossed the book and pulled out 'The Right Way to Punish Your Uke'.

"But senpai! I don't what to die!!" Tobi started dragging Deidara over to the car ranting about being late. "If Sasori gets mad don't blame anything on me! It's all your fault! Where's Hidan? UWA HIDAN NEEDS TO DRIVE OR WELL BE EVEN MORE LATE!"
"HeYYY fUCkerS!! Hidan stumbled and fell over from a distance. "ToBiiii I *burp* think YoU should drive toni-" HiDan was interrupted by his own vomit. "If you CaN evEN SeE wiTh thAt WEIrd ass mask of yoURs" he added, wiping his mouth. "Huh? Ok! TOBI WILL DRIVE!" He walked over and poked Hidan. "Come on! We must hurry up if you don't want Sasori to kill us!" Tobi turned around and continued dragging Deidara, ignoring his protests.

It was now 3:46 am. The one who absolutely hated to be kept waiting, had been waiting for nearly 4 hours. 'Damn brat... He'll think twice about coming home late when I'm done with him.'