LIES ||FINAL||

• Quinjet •

I sat in a giant chair across from Hulk who sat in his hot tub. "Well the place is nice, kinda gives me stark vibes ya know?" He grunts in response as I sat there. "You were doing pretty good, but if you were against me I wouldn't have held back." I joked as he splashed some water in my direction. I didn't realize, but I then see Thor come around the corner peaking in at the both of us. His eyes widened as he stared at Hulk then I.

"Are we cool?" He asks him, Thor only got a grunt as an answer so we could only assume so. "It's Hulk in a hot tub." He ponders. "How long have you been like that?"

"Like what?" He responded relaxing in the tub.

"Like this. Big, green, ...stupid."

"I mean the man's got a point." I spoke looking over to Hulk waiting for him to respond to Thor's question.

"Hulk always Hulk."

"And there's our answer!" I drop my arms to the side. Thor takes all of this in, and then walks over to a window that looks out across the city. I didn't really care for what Thor was thinking at the moment as he looks back out the window. As I look to see what he's seeing, I see a ramshackle spaceship taking off and rocketing skyward. Higher and higher, it's going for a wormhole when-BOOM! One of Grandmaster's Palace Patrol ships, more modern and heavy duty, blows it out of the sky. He then turns to Hulk.

"How'd you get here?" He asked.

"Winning." I sighed.

"No he means like, how'd your arrive to this place?"

"Quinjet." He mimics a plane landing into the water.

"THAT'S WHERE IT WENT!?!?" Tony was pretty mad when he found out it was gone and couldn't find it anywhere, man this would be so funny to tell him when we get back. I then stop realizing that Hela was probably on Asgard right now, who knows what terrors she was doing to the citizens. A shiver ran down my spine.

"Yes! Where is it now?" Thor asks. I watch as Hulk goes to stand up and I knew what was coming, I turn around and look away. "That's naked. He's very naked. It's in my brain now. Look away Kara, your father would kill me if you saw."

"Already ahead of you." I chuckled. "Wouldn't let him kill you, he'd have to go through me." I make sure to keep my gaze higher than a certain point to not look. I watched Hulk as he pointed out the window.

"Quinjet." As I look out the window to the direction of where he pointed, my eyes are met with the Quinjet as it sat in a massive alien junkyard.

"Yes! I'm gonna get us out of here!!" Hulk goes to sit on his bed eating a pumpkin.

"Hulk stay."

"No, no, no. My people need Kara and I to get back to Asgard. We must prevent Ragnarok."

"Rag-na-ruh?"

"The prophesied death of my home world, the end of days, it's the end of-" Hulk blankly stared at Thor before looking to me as I simply shrugged. "If you help us get back to Asgard, We can help you get back to Earth."

"Hey, don't make me part of this promise to get him back to Earth." I spoke sitting back in the chair, my legs crossed.

"Earth hate Hulk."

"Earth loves Hulk. They love you. You're one of the Avengers. One of the team, one of our friends. This is what friends do. They support each other." Hulk looked at me for reassurance to Thor's lie, what Hulk forgot was that I am the daughter of the god of mischief and lies.

"They truly do love you Hulk, if not I can make sure of that. We could be hated together and fight whoever disagrees." I smiled.

"You're Banner's friends."

"I'm not Banner's friend. I prefer you!" Thor spoke. This was just getting worse and worse, if Hulk was any smarter he could've seen right through him. I didn't really pay attention to the rest of their interaction before I saw Thor head to the exit, a wide open door. "We are going." He spoke referring to me, I shrug and get up from the chair to follow him before ZAP! Thor's jolted back by the obedience disk. There are perimeter sensors in the doorway. I yawned tiredly.

"Hey wake me up when you actually plan to leave. I'm gonna take a power nap, I'm 'hela" exhausted." I chuckled, before Thor glared. "Sorry." I muttered under my breath, stretching before getting myself comfortable in the chair I sat in. My eyes closing as I fell asleep.