LIES ||FINAL||

• Revengers Assemble!! •

Bruce sits, groaning, head in his hands. Thor and I beside him, Thor rubbing his back and on the lookout for threats. "The sun's going down. It's getting really low. The sun's going down. It's getting real low."

"Would you stop saying that!?" Bruce spoke, I nodded. Honestly if Bruce hadn't asked him to stop any sooner I would've done it myself.

"I just need you to stay calm."

"Calm!? I'm on an alien planet!!"

"It's just a planet! You've been on one before." I face palmed muttering curse words under my breath.

"Yeah! One!"

"And now you've been on two. That's a good thing. It's a new experience."

"My neurons, they're firing faster than my brain can handle the information." I frowned, thinking of how to help him. "The whole thing is totally different this time." He took a small breath. "In the past, I always felt like Hulk and I each had a hand on the wheel, but this time it's like he had the keys and I was locked in the trunk."

"Alright, well, you're back now, that's all that matters."

"Bruce, things may change and hey maybe you weren't in control, but you fought through. Look at you now."

"No, it's not what matters. What I'm trying to tell you both, is that if I turn into the Hulk again, Banner may never come back. And we're stranded on a planet that is designed to stress me out."

"I have to agree, that's fair."

"Who's side are you on?" Thor asks as I shrugged.

"We're not stranded, I'm gonna figure out a way to get us all home."

"Thank you." Bruce spoke.

"Not your home, though. Asgard."

"What?" Thor couldn't have gone about that in any OTHER way...

"Listen, our people, MY people are in great danger. You, Kara and I, we have to fight this really powerful being who also happens to be my sister."

"Okay, that is so wrong on so many... I don't wanna fight your sister. That's a family issue."

"Actually, you can fight her if you want. She's kind of like an evil being if you catch my drift. She even broke Thor's-" Thor then glared, and I stopped myself.

"I don't care what she is. I'm not fighting any more beings. I'm sick of it. I just told you both." He sighs. "If I turn into the Hulk, I am never gonna come back again. And neither of you care."

"No, no. I'm putting together the team. The Hulk is the fire."

"We do care about y-"

"Wait, are you guys just using me to get to the Hulk?" What is it with cutting me off? I can say some really important things sometimes.

"What? No!" I gave up on this conversation, I continued playing with my magic as it danced across my fingertips listening to their conversation every now and again.

"Yeah, Banner's powerful and useful, too."

"Is he though?" Thor spoke.

"How many PhDs does Hulk have? Zero. How many PhDs does Banner have? Seven."

"Wait wait, why do you have that many PhDs?" I spoke genuinely confused at the amount, why seven. what??

"Fine, you don't have to fight anyone. But we're in danger here, so we have to move." Thor grabs a towel from the ground next to him. He puts the towel over his head. I use my powers to transform myself into a young man with messy black hair dressed in commoner asgardian clothing, my disguise was basically just to gender-bend myself.

"what are you doing with that?" Bruce asked referring to Thor's towel.

"I need a disguise. I'm a fugitive."

"And I don't know if I'm a fugitive just yet." I shrugged standing next to Bruce who I was now taller then.

"I need a disguise."

"You are the disguise." Bruce finds a pair of Tony's sunglasses lying around and puts them on.

"I'll be Tony Stark."

"What?" Thor and I said.

"Yeah. And you guys can be commoners."

"No, no you're not Tony. You're Bruce Banner."

"Then why did you dress me up like Tony?"

"Bruce, you were literally naked..."

"Okay, I'll give you guys that." As we stand up, Bruce awkwardly adjusts his crotch.

"What are you doing? Stop doing that!"

"Tony wears his pants super tight."

"Why are you being so weird?"

"I don't know. Maybe the fact that I was trapped for two years inside of a monster made me a little weird."

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We walked down a hallway following Valkryie, we had fought off some scrappers and followed her back to her place. "Look, I've spent years in a haze trying to forget my past. Sakaaar seemed like the best place to drink and forget and to die one day."

"I was thinking that you drink too much, and that probably was going to kill you."

"I don't plan to stop drinking, but I don't want to forget. I can't turn away anymore. So, if I'm gonna die, well... it may as well be driving my sword through the heart of that murderous hag."

"Now that's the spirit! Uncle, I'm liking her more and more." I smile as I catch a small glimpse of her smiling as well.

"Good." We arrive at the door, but before we enter Valkyrie stops.

"Yeah. So I'm saying that I wanna be on the team. Has it got a name?"

"Yeah, it's called the Revengers." I stopped and almost burst out laughing.

"You seriously made a knockoff avengers for revenge?" I covered my laughter with my hand.

"Because I'm getting revenge. You're getting revenge." He then looks to Bruce and I. "Do you want revenge?"

"I'm undecided."

"I guess, I mean our crazy aunt is wreaking havoc on Asgard but I wouldn't know if I would consider that revenge." I thought too seriously.

"Okay." Thor nods at Bruce and I.

"Also, I've got a peace offering."

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