Why do I always end up with you?

Chapter 8: Up to Something

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Sam's POV: Bathroom

"So? What d'ya think of that?"

"Errr... it's not what I expected"

"Yeah, well... I guess I'm just sick. Not pregnant, sick. With what though?"

"Dunno..."

"Wait? Gonna throw up again..."

I come off the side of the bathtub and kneel in front of the toilet to throw up.

It's really weird. I mean I'm not pregnant. And I have the symptoms of being pregnant. So, what's wrong with me?

Freddie comes to sit beside me after I finish throwing up my guts, and he gives me a towel to wipe my mouth with and puts his arm around me.

"It's gonna be ok Sam. I promise."

"Thanks, babe! I would kiss you right now but I just threw up."

"Yeah... sorry."

"It's alright. I understand."

We sit there for a while before Cat comes rushing in to ask us the result.

"Sam!! Freddie!!! What's the result??"

She must have legged it home from school. She's really out of breath.

"Why you so out of breath? And the test is next to the sink. You can look yourself."

"Okay! Why do you two almost look happy?"

"We're not! We just have already let the answer sink in."

"Wait! Don't pick it up! Remember, I wazzed on it! So don't touch the end."

"Okay!........"

She looks at the test. She looks upset. Why would she be upset if the tests positive?

"So?"

"Freddie!! What d'ya mean 'So'?? If Sam's not pregnant, she's ill!!! We need to get her to the hospital ASAP!!"

"Cat! I'm fine!! We're gonna wait a little while to go, we'll go if I get worse! But I will go for a doctors appointment to check what it actually is. Don't worry!"

"Ugh! So I rushed here for nothing!"

"For nothing? You know the answer!"

"Err... uh... oh well! I don't care!"

She walked out of the bathroom swinging her arms like she usually does, and leaves me and Freddie still on the floor. I wonder what's put her in a bad mood. She's hardly ever in a bad mood, and I know we didn't put her in a bad mood.

Cats POV: Kitchen

I walk out of the bathroom. I rocked being in a bad mood! I got out my diary to write in it for what I just did.

"Dear Diary,

I'm planning to play a trick on 'Seddie'. It involves a FAKE PREGNANCY TEST and a real one! Basically, I switched her test from the box last night to a one Dice gave me that always comes up with Negative. And I'm gonna make sure that Sam is really pregnant. But I won't tell you anymore. You'll ruin it! Well, YOU won't but you will if Sam or Freddie's reading this.

By the way, if either of you are, you are gonna pay!!! Pay big time!!!

Anyways, gotta run!! Talk to ya later!!

-Cat"

There. Hopefully my plan will work. This is the first prank I'm pulling that's gonna be HUGE!!
I hope it doesn't actually hurt anyone, like upset them or anything.

Anyways, I need to call Dice to ask if he's got the rest of the things I need to pull off this prank if I can.

"Hey, Dice!"

"Whazzup Valentine?"

"You got the stuff?"

"Yep! Got the stuff! Wait lemme just check that I got this correct, you got the pregnancy test, then I'm gonna give you an actual test to test her, teddies in case she is pregnant, some honey roast ham and a new PearPhone 6?"

"Yep! Thanks Dice! I'm surprised you got it all, well the actual test and the teddies aren't that bad but the pear phone... how'd you get it?"

"That is only for The Diceburg to know!"

"Oh... whatever. Anyway, TTYL!!"

"See ya Valentine!"

Dice hung up the phone. I never hang up the phone, I always let the person on the other end do it.

Anyways... I'm still surprised he got all the stuff. I mean the BRAND NEW Pear Phone! That has only just come out in the last couple days! Freddie's gonna love it! Oh yeah, the ham and phone are for them in case the prank goes wrong. But I'll still give them it anyways because ya know, they kinda deserve it.

Freddie's POV: Bedroom

Me and Sam walk out of the bathroom into the bedroom. I start to make a phone call for Sam at the Doctors.

"Hello?"

"Hi! Can I please make an appointment?"

"Sure! What's your name?"

"Mines Freddie Benson, but the appointment is for Sam Puckett."

"Ok. That's great! Is there any specific time you would like it?"

"I don't mind. But hopefully this week."

"Ok, how's about tomorrow at 10?"

"Sounds great! Thanks!"

"Great, bye."

"Bye!"

I end the call and look at Sam. We're both on our bed just cuddling. And she has her head on my chest and I have my arm around her like we always do. It's kind of a habit. A good habit.

"So? Is 10 tomorrow ok for Princess Puckett?"

"Yeah. Sounds great!"

"Good. And we'll figure out whatever illness you have and sort it yeah?"

"K! Love you!"

"Love you too!"

I check my watch to check what time it is and it's almost 10am. We better get stuff done. Well, I know it's a Saturday but we still have things to do.

"Come on, Sammy. We need to get ready."

"K."

We get up off the bed and walk out of the bedroom into the kitchen. I see Cat just standing there smiling.

"Cat? I thought you were angry?"

"Oh... I uh... ugh!! Go away!"

"No Cat! Why are you acting like this?"

"Because you two are... uh... nevermind! I'm going out!"

She grabs her purse and walks out the door. She's acting really weird.

"Ok... as I know a lot about anger, that is not real anger. She's up to something. I wanna know!"

"So do I."

That's it for the eighth chapter! Hope you like it!! Sorry for mistakes and please follow, vote and comment! Thanks! ;)