Tasty Oneshots

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This morning, I woke up to a vampire getting ready to suck my blood if I didn't get out of bed.

I got up and went down stairs to have my coffee. I squirted ketchup in my mug to use instead of milk, yum!

I started eating breakfast but then there was a car crash outside my kitchen window disrupting my concentration. Baka!

After I finished eating, I went back up stairs and went to go into the shower, but then I had déjà vu of everything that happened this morning, happening before.

After I got out of the shower, I did my hair to look like a tiger, then I started singing wap while I did my makeup.

While I got dressed, I drank 2 bottles of red wine, I was thirsty!

When I was all ready, I went down stairs and went out to my car, I was in so much pain that I was hunched over.

I drove to Walmart and went shopping in my tropical mood that I was in.

After shopping at Walmart for almost 8 hours, I drove home and went inside like a princess.

I sat down at my table and began to eat dinner, along with the other 7 members of BTS that happened to be in my house and I have no idea how they got there.

After dinner, I sprinted upstairs and put on my Barbie pajamas. Then I went to bed with my fat cat.