[Mineta and y/n are both in their 20s, and Mineta has a big purple beard that looks like public hair]
~Y/N POV~
"Mommy~" My boyfriend, Mineta calls out from my bedroom. "Yes, baby?" I ask, seductively walking over to him. "I am thirsty~" I smirk, lifting up my shirt up, and unclipping my bra. I sit down on my bed and he crawls over to me. He lays down in my lap, staring up at my huge saggy tits. "Enjoy, baby boy." I say smiling as he grabs a hold of one of my jugs and begins sucking it. Milk drips down his cheeks as he sucks. "Is it yummy?" I ask, rubbing his head. "Yes, mommy~"
Once he is finished his meal, I sit him up on the bed and I lean down into my side table. I pull out handcuffs and I cuff his hands onto the bed frame. He giggles as I pull his pants down. "Are you ready for this, baby?" Mineta nods excitingly, almost cumming. I pull down my pants and sit on his 3 inch purple stick. "aEuGhHhhh~" We both say in unison, cumming together. I get up off of him, unlocking the handcuffs. I lay down next to him, and he curls into me, resting his head on my boob. "Goodnight, little boy." "Goodnight, mommy~"
The End~
[All of this only lasted about 1 minute in all, like the process of you and Mineta making love, not me typing it.]
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