One day, there was a girl named Y/N walking in a dark ally. She walked into a far corner, to a dumpster. She crawled inside it and sat down on the bottom next to a dead rat. This was her home. When Y/N spotted the rat, she became happy. "Oh! Hi there Mr.Rat!" When it didn't move, she realized it was dead, then an idea came into her mind.
She glanced at the rat again, then lifted her ass up to take off her jeans and the shit stained underwear she was wearing. She threw them to a corner of the dumpster, then she picked up the rat and spread her legs. "I hope you enjoy your new home, Mr.Rat!" She then shoved the rat inside her vagina and used her fingers to push the rat in deep. She did some kegels, and let out scratching, disturbing moans.
She looked around, and she noticed a piece of sandpaper sticking out from one of the garbage bags next to her. She took the sandpaper and looked at it. It was brown and very rough. She took off her shirt, revealing her long saggy titties, then she ripped the sandpaper in half, putting one piece on one of her nipples, and the other on her clit.
She slowly started to rub the sandpaper on her nipple and her clit, already causing it to bleed. She let out loud moans that sounded like a dying animal. A man heard the noises, and he was concerned that an animal was actually dying so he went to go look for where it is coming from. When he got to the dumpster, he looked inside, seeing Y/N, with a mortified look on his face. When Y/N noticed that he was there, she quickly stood up, screaming, "OMG KIM TAEHYUNG! I LOVE YOU! PLEASE BE MY BOYFRIEND TAETAE!"
While she said this, the rat fell out of her loose flappy vagina, and the blood pouring as well. Taehyung screamed and ran away, making Y/N cry as she shoved the rat back inside her vagina. When Taehyung got back to the other members of BTS, Jungkook started laughing. "Why do you look like you've just witnessed a murder?" Jimin asked, laughing as well. "I-I just saw a hairy, naked, ugly man with saggy man tits masturbating with sandpaper, and I think a rat fell out of his ass." Jungkook and Jimin looked at him with a 'what the fuck are you serious' face. Then they continued on with their day.
The End~
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