Haikyuu x reader chatfic | tsukishima |

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Damaged: hello losers I have the results of the hugging competition we held yesterday!!
Damaged: some of you surprised me ngl

BigSTRONG: who won!!!!

Damaged: well third place was hinata, wasn't expecting him to pull through but he did.

FLAP: YESS I GET SNACC

Damaged: you would've gotten a snack anyway, you can claim your prize whenever, the offer can never expire <3
Damaged: second place in Ennoshita, forgot you existed, you get a cheek kiss AND a snack you can claim your prize whenever <3

Underrated: :-: thanks I guess

Damaged: and first place is a real surprise. I wanted to be bias but I'm an honest woman.

BOOM: JUST SAY IT ALREADYHERBJEBR

Damaged: tsukishima won.

SALTY: yo wtf

Gucciman: YOO congrats tsukki 🎉

Damaged: you can get your smooch and snacks whenever <\3

SALTY: I have a feeling you're disappointed haha loser

BOOM: wait who got the other placements?

Damaged: Dude it's not that deep smh
Damaged: daichi in 4th and Suga in 5th then asahi then Tanaka then yamaguchi then milkman then noya

BOOM: HOW DID I GET LAST :-;

Damaged: you squeezed me so hard I thought I was going to die, I could feel the life draining from my eyes

Milkman: why did you say my screen name:-:

Damaged: BECAUSE ITS SO FUNNYLMAO
Damaged: MANS DRINKS SO MUCH MILK HES NEVER GONNA BREAK A BONE

Milkman: I feel dehumanized

SALT: that's a big word

Milkman: STFU SHITTYSHIMA

Prettysetterpresident: how'd the competition go

Damaged: youre not gonna believe me, but tsukki won

SALT: don't call me that

Damaged: yeah I was like, "holy shit this is the best hug I've ever gotten in my life" it's crazy
Damaged: this is either because he's touch starved or had two stable parents growing up

SALT: did you just use my hugging ability to see if my childhood was stable.

Damaged: yes, am I right

SALT: well you're not wrong

Damaged: WAIT WHICH ONE

SALT: I'm not telling you that

Damaged: guys, HES TOUCH STARVED

SALT: .-.

Damaged: nobody is that mean without trauma

BigSTRONG: yoooo she figured you out!!

BOOM: HAHAHA

Prettysetterpresident: you need to stop doing this with everyone you meet

Damaged: he gets a kiss on the lips from me he can deal with the teasing

SALT: I'm just never going to claim my prize lol

Damaged: I knew you'd say that
Damaged: so you have to claim your kiss and your snack at the same time hehe

SALT: I can just buy myself a snack

Damaged: man, then I'll just give someone else the first place prize if you don't want it

BigSTRONG: MEMENEMEM I WAS TWO SNACKS
BigSTRONG: but my heart belongs to kiyoko

BOOM: CAN I HAVE A FOREHEAD KISS

Damaged: Noya you can always have a forehead kiss

SALT: I will eventually claim my prize, but not now

Damaged: ew he's doing the thing where he thinks ahead more then two days isn't he

SALT: wdym eww?!

Damaged: bruh I don't have the thinking power for that I'm just trying not to die

Prettysetterpresident: 0.0
Prettysetterpresident: I can see when you say worrying thinks y/n, don't make me take you to therapy

Damaged: IM KIDDING TO MAKE A POINT PLEASE DONT

SALT: we were taking a quiz and she told me if she fails she's dropping like her grade

Damaged: TSUKISHIMA! That was uncalled for

SALT: I think it was very called for actually

Damaged: noya, Tanaka, come do tiktok dances with me I'm in my feels

Prettysetterpresident: o.o

Damaged: not because I failed my quiz, but because TSUKISHIMA IS BEING MEAN TO ME
Damaged: he's build like a stick bug anyway

SALT: rude

Damaged: beanpole hehe

BigSTRONG: HEHJEBRJRNEOMG

BOOM: LOW BLOW Y/N LMAO