Haikyuu x reader chatfic | tsukishima |

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Damaged: guys my Minecraft boyfriend isn't responding who wants to play Minecraft w/ me

BigSTRONG: WHOS YOUR BOYFRIEND

damaged: ummm minecraft boyfriend*^ and idk his screen name is catboykozume

FLAP: KENMAAAA

Damaged: who's kenma

BOOM: he's on another team

Daddy: wait you just made a Minecraft boyfriend and had no idea who he was

Prettysetterpresident: hmmmm

Damaged: OMG UKAI LEAVE ME ALONE

Prettysetterpresident: UOUR UNCLE SAID TO NOT LET YOU DATE SO IM NOT LETTING YOU

damaged: WHAT HE SAID THAT
Damaged: quick I need a boyfriend to spite ukai
Damaged: tsukki I still owe you a smooch

SALT: no❤️

Damaged: ASAHI BE MY BOYFRIEND

Jesus: WHY ME?

Damaged: bc Ik you respect women

Jesus: sorry I'm a child of god 🙏

Damaged: UGHHHH SOMEONE TAKE ME SO I CAN IGNORE AUTHORITY

Prettysetterpresident: haha loser

Damaged: says the man who coaches the volleyball team at his old highschool, talk about not going places 💅

Prettysetterpresident: I'll call your uncle

Damaged: what's he going to do? Ground me? Mans in America.
Damaged: whoever becames my boyfriend for the day to spite my uncle gets snacks

BigSTRONG: OMG ME
BigSTRONG: sorry kiyoko, I love you, but snacks

BOOM: she's ignoring you

Damaged: okay tanaka's my boyfriend for the day he's allowed to call me babe

BigSTRONG: YOOO that's cool 😎

Damaged: I'm gonna call my uncle and tell him I gotta mans one sec
Damaged: he's yelling at me over Skype.
Damaged: oops
Damaged: he can in fact ground me
Damaged: sorry tanaka, we're going to have to break up

BigSTRONG: do I still get my snacks

Damaged: no

BigSTRONG: ok bye ✌️ 😔

Prettysetterpresident: what else are you willing to do just because someone told you not to

Damaged: probably arson

Prettysetterpresident: o.o

Damaged: it kissing tsuki I'm low key scared for what he's planning but he hasn't cashed in the smooch yet

BOOM: I still want a forehead kiss 😚

Damaged: COME HERE ILL GIVE YOU ONE

BOOM: WHERE?!

Damaged: you know the really good climbing tree in the courtyard, I'm sitting under that

Prettysetterpresident: why are you outside during break you should be studying because you failed your quiz yesterday

Damaged: I don't know if you noticed, but my self preservation meter is low because SOMEONE GROUNDED ME :-:
Damaged: time to give noya a forehead kiss because y'all mean

BOOM: I gotta forehead kiss 😍

Damaged: tsukki why did you put earbuds on my desk