Daddy: good practice game guys!
Daddy: where's y/n?
SALT: kiyoko told her to go get something from the other side of the building and she hasn't come back yet
BOOM: SOMEONE GO LOOK FOR HER JENDNDJKR
Daddy: oh no. She gets lost so easily she probably got herself locked somewhere
Damaged: I did, help.
SALT: oml
Mah: OMG WHERE R U
Damaged: I'm not rlly sure, I walked down this hallway bc I thought I was going the right way, then like. It wasn't the right way. Then the doors to the hallways closed and I'm stuckkkk.
Catboykozume: oml y/n rlly got lost, looserrrrrrrr
Damaged: stfu kenma do you know where I am??
Catboykozume: bitch how am I supposed to know??
Damaged: [y/n sent attachment]
Damaged: by this room
Catboykozume: oh I do, but I'm not going to go get u
Damaged: KENMA WHYY
Catboykozume: I'm busy, get on of your guys to do it duh
BOOM: I'll come save you!!
BigSTRONG: ME TOO
Daddy: you guys will also get lost.
Daddy: tsukishima go find y/n please
SALT: I don't want to
Daddy: do it.
Daddy: now please
SALT: 🙄
SALT: fine.
Damaged: YOOOOOO
Damaged: please be quick it's scary in here
Damaged: THEY JUST TURNED THE LIGHTS OFF AHHH HELP MEEEEEE 😨 😭
SALT: stfu
Damaged: BRUH IM SERIOUS I THINK SOMEONES IN HERE W/ ME IM GONNA GET CRIMED
Daddy: r u serious?
Damaged: YES DAICHI IM SERIOUS HELP ME
Prettysetterpresident: wtf is happening
Damaged: IM TRAPPED IN A HALLWAY AND IM NOT ALONE
Prettysetterpresident: are you sure
Damaged: YESS
Damaged: AHHH IRS TEO GUSY RHEBBRBE
Damaged: oh they're nice
Damaged: NVM ONE OF THEM IN KUROO EW
Damaged: why's this one look like an owl
SALT: nvm I'm not coming to get you
Damaged: WAHYYY 😫
SALT: I don't like them
Damaged: I h8 u
Damaged: fine kuroo and owl man are my new friends
Damaged logged off
"Yooo kuroo the lights went outtttt!!" A grey haired guy yelled.
"
"Hello?" Y/n called into the abbiss
"HEYHEYHEY it's karasunos manager!!" Bokuto yelled back happily
"YOO it's tsukishima's girlfriend."
"I'm not his girlfriend I don't trust people over 6 foot."
They both stood deadpanned.
"How did we get locked in here?"
"Uhhhh, I'm not sure I think the boxes keeping the doors open moved." Bokuto told her.
"Boxes don't just move by themselves, we are definitely in the intro of a criminal minds episode." Kuroo said.
"And tsukishima won't come and get me because you're here :-:." Y/n wined.
"Tsukishima loves us I don't know what you're talking about." Kuroo said as a matter of fact-ly
She showed them the text of tsukishima saying he doesn't like them.
"Heart been broke so many times."
Bokuto wined.
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