Haikyuu x reader chatfic | tsukishima |

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You entered a chat with catboykozume

Damaged: MR MAN

Catboykozume: yes?

Damaged: SO UM IM 99% SURE SOME FRIENDS OF MINE KNOW WHO YOU ARE

Catboykozume: huh

Damaged: YOUR NEKOMAS SETTER RIGHT?

Catboykozume: yes 👏

Damaged: YOO I LOVE YOU hinata says hi

Catboykozume: tell him I said hi back
Catboykozume: how did they know

Damaged: well, your name is kozume and you look like a cat kenma

Catboykozume: o that's probably a dead give away
Catboykozume: kuroo is making me practice

Damaged: IM KARASUNO'S NEWEST MANAGER AND IM GONNA BE AT THE TRAINING CAMP SO BE THERE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Damaged: and who's kuroo? My competition

Catboykozume: you're my only Minecraft girlfriend y/n <3
Catboykozume: I'll see you at the training camp

You entered the crows hoes chat

Damaged: GUYS I MADE SHRE JT  WAS KENMA IM SO EXCITED

SALT: pay attention in class y/n

Damaged: oop sorry bae's making me log off

SALT: don't call me that

Damaged: ima call you that till you cash in your smooch

Daddy: okay are they dating or something I'm confused??

Mah: I asked and they were both like "EWWWW" so I don't think so

Daddy: she gets along way too well with tsukishima for them to NOT be you know

Jesus: yeah they need some holy matrony or something

SALT: you text in the gc like we can't see it it smth

Daddy made a gc titled "date already"

Daddy: it has everyone but y/n now omg if I have to listen to the both of you fight like an old married couple one more time I'm gonna loose my mind

BOOM: GASP are we setting y/n and shittyshima up? She deserves better

SALT: that was uncalled for

Catboykozume: wtf why am I in your gc

Daddy: sorry I must've added you by accident

BOOM: we're setting y/n and tsukishima up! Even though I think she's to pretty for him

Catboykozume: she is way out of your league.

SALT: you say that like I care
SALT: I don't like y/n she's awful and annoying

BigSTRONG: bud, I know wadda man in love looks like. And when you look at her. I see that man.
BigSTRONG: HE GOTTA CRUSHH