Fifty Shades of Hogwarts

The Walk-In

*dobby knocks on dracos door*

d: "master draco, dobby has your supper, would you like dobby to put it at the door?"

dm: *heavy breathing and soft clapping*

d: "master draco? are you alone?"

dm: *doesnt hear dobby* *breathing
continues*

d: *opens door* "oh master!! dobby is sorry.
dobby will leave the food right here. dobby must iron his hands!"

dm: *sees dobby* *getting rear ended by tdl* "dobby you filthy naked rat get out of my chambers, IMMEDIATELY!"

*clapping continues*

tdl: *in a raspy voice* "how you like that you raging cock monster 👹"

*tdl pulls dm hair*

dm: *moans* "oh papi chulo deeper"

*clapping stops*

tdl: "WHO IS PAPI CHULO? ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH ANOTHER!?"

dm: "no master i swear!"

*dm gets up fully naked and runs out of bedroom*

tdl: "i will kill this man!"

*meanwhile*

d: "dobby must iron his hands for he must forget what he witnessed in master dracos bedroom" "it was a horrible sight"

*back to dm and tdl*

dm: "master please there is no other!"

dm: "Please master papi chulo isn't a person it's a phrase"

tdl: "well you little ferret bitch, what does it mean? my cock is waiting for your big bleached asshole!"

dm: "it means pimp daddy ok!"

tdl: "DOBBY"

*dobby arrives fully naked, his eight inches slanging*

d: "you called for me master, sorry i was giving my pickle a tickle for mistress bellatrix"

tdl: "take your time you dirty servant to climb into my stirrups so i can ride you like a horse girl"

dm: "pimp daddy, hook me up to your contraptions"

*moans*

tdl: "Draco! you're banished from your own bed chambers, leave me with the hairless cat!"
d: "oh yeah master call me a hairless cat one more time!!"

*clapping continues*

*bellatrix walks in looking for dobby*

b: "DOBBY! we weren't finished yet. you still had my belly button hair to dye!"

d: "oh mistress dobby is sorry dobby is just finishing up with voldemort"

tdl: "dobby you shall not be finishing up with me! you are my personal sex slave from now on"