tdl: EXCUSE YOURSELF RODOLPHUS. YOURE WIFE IS NO LONGER YOUR PROBLEM.
b: *laughs crazily*
amelia: ayo i just fucked ya bitch right in the mcchicken.
*everyone looks at this random muggle standing in the middle of dracos bedroom*
rde: what. the. fuck. malfoy.
luc: GET. OUT. THIS WAS AN INVITE ONLY ORGY.
dm: *walks in* aye what's everyone doing.
amelia: *stunned*
*POTTAH walks in dracos bedroom and sees the fifty-five-man orgy going on*
tdl: alright we need music lads and let's get back to it 🌬
*voldemort walks over to stereo and turns on 'Make It Wit Chu by The Subways'*
everyone in the room: 👹 let's get to it master.
amelia: *vanishes*
d: hello masters, may dobby join the orgy?
dm: dobby you're just the perfect height for me HEHEHEHE.
d: yes master *gives the ultimate gluck gobble wobble troom troom blue eyed girl 3000*
dm: ARGH FUCK DOBBBBBYYYYYYYY *moans in british*
h: what the fuck draco. DOBBY WTF🐸
*ot4 one direction walks in*
niall: alright who wants a piece of the irishman?
haz: i do baby but first i got to get a piece of lord noseless 💦
lou: let me get some of haz first!!! DIBS
liam: 😃🤚🏼 *has a good old chat with deadric*
*massive fucking orgy happening, not much to explain. 3hours later everyone goes home and the orgy has finished. draco comes down to the kitchen to find louis and haz styles getting it on by the dishwasher. draco avadakedavras their gayness and makes them act straight.*
idrk what to write i'm sorry lol 👹🤷🏼♀️❤️😰😃🌧🥸🥸🐛🫐👍🏼🐛🤯🌬🌬🌬
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Fifty Shades of Hogwarts
FanfictionNSFW👹 ngl this started off as a joke but now it's a wattpad book. Prepare for some two am laughs. This book started because of mental issues and i was bored one day! ENJOY love love love, A
