*draco walks in*
dm: "look i know i'm banished bu- WHAT THE FUCK? IS THIS A THREESOME?"
tdl: "DRACO I BANISHED YOU!"
dm: "yeah bruh i was getting my apple 🥱🥱"
b: "for gods sake draco get in here and slang that thang around in me"
dm: "hol up miss thing, isn't that incest. girl SWEET HOME ALABAMA!"
b: " i mean periodt but chile anyways 😷"
tdl: "don't keep my dick waiting you foul
loathe-some evil little cumgarglers"
d: "shut up and put your plump masculine cock in dobbys small round puckered asshole"
dm: "ight pimp daddy bellatrix how bout we incorporate some bdsm auntie?"
tdl: "nah you mf this shits getting ghetto asf 💅🏼"
*voldemort leaves*
*draco bellatrix and dobby are left in the bed with a lot of bdsm equipment*
d: "so masters what do we do now?"
b: "drink our problems away."
dm: how bout i get my apple and leave. besides i've got an appointment with my solicitor 🙄"
*draco just starts slurping on dobbys thang*
*intense noises*
d: "mike wizowskiiiiiiiiii"
b: "oh please draco the only thing you solicit is that hermione whore on the corner she works every night, i know because i have a few times"
*draco stops gargling for a minute*
dm: "oi you watch it you grimy bitch, she's my girlfriend!"
d: "master of dobby may speak, you just swung your frost bitten cock in your aunts ass i don't think you really do girlfriends."
dm: "you're right you naked slanging rat 🐀 dobby, i do everyone except her LMAO"
b: "did you seriously just say the letters lmao? wow"
dm: "stfu you wide pussy whore you just fucked your nephew and your house elf 🥱 like you're any better."
*lucius and voldemort walk in*
luc: alright you ghetto mf let's call in all the death eaters for a massive orgy in my sex bed, expect your mother's company draco."
dm: 😧 *draco walks away and listens to harry styles*
b: let's get this party started
tdl: "alright freaky ma let's get this alihotsy in lines"
luc: *calls everyone in*
narc: *walks in british*
rde: *walks in swag*
narc: *coughs in british*
YOU ARE READING
Fifty Shades of Hogwarts
FanfictionNSFW👹 ngl this started off as a joke but now it's a wattpad book. Prepare for some two am laughs. This book started because of mental issues and i was bored one day! ENJOY love love love, A
