Fifty Shades of Hogwarts

dobbys hip replacement pt1

*draco walks out from the kitchen to the back garden, only to find his father slanging them thirty five centimetres inside the house elf, pretty worrying if you ask me.*

lucius made a soft, short gasp as dobbys hips creaked with pleasure. the amount of weight dobby was bearing inside him was immense, almost too heavy for his muscles. "master lucius how do you hang so low?" dobby whispered. "it all comes with age you filthy worm." the creaking and moaning continued for about an hour longer. in the final minutes, dobbys hips whined for the last time. on his last thrust, lucius heard a loud nap sound. dobby screamed in agony, his old hips had broken. No spell could fix this amount of damage. Lucius rang the royal flying doctor service for help with his underpants phone. within seconds they arrived, carting a still wailing dobby away. lucius notified the family and they all went to the hospital with dobby. they were there for hours, receiving odd stares and dirty glances from across the room, staff and patients. perhaps it was the orgy happening with bella trix voldemort narcissa and draco. or maybe the fact that lucius was still slanging his meat mallet around in the wind.

they were all there for hours and hours waiting for the doctor to give them news. it had been about nine hours before Dr. Obama Barack came out with some sad information. "uh hello i am uh doctor obama barack and uh your house elf uh is in uh dire need of uh a hip replacement surgery uh." said Dr. Obama Barack. lucius replied with , "damn i really broke him huh? do you think you will need a donor hip?, do they have his hip type there? i think he's BBC positive. "uhh sir, i don't think there uh is another uh donor that's BBC positive, i'm uh sorry" Dr. Barack explained.