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𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚝: 𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚙𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚝

𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐: 𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚝 𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚘𝚗, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚎𝚡
𝚆𝚘𝚛𝚍 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝: 𝟺𝟻𝟾

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Peter kid: hey guys

Bird Brain: no

Y/N: leave the kid alone Sam

Thor: Hello!👋 There! 😃 friends!🤪😁😎🤠

Stark: oh dear god 🤦🏻‍♂️

Banner: oh hey guys what's going on?

Y/N: well Sams still bullying Peter and thors still trying to learn technology

Ice pop: hi, why is my name 'ice pop'?

Stark: Bc ur a fucking popsicle

Ice pop: Language! There are children in this group chat...

Thor: what dose 'bc' mean?

Star god: big co-

Bird brain: NO!

Bird brain: who added this guy ?

Rocket: he kept buging me I had to

Natasha: since when do you listen to what people tell you?

Rocket: well he promised to get me something in return

Y/N: which is??

Rocket: you know the guy with the metal arm?

Bucky: Dude what the fuck? You're not getting my arm

Ice pop: Language!

*Y/N changed 'ice pop's name to 'profanity police'*

Profanity police: ok what the heck?

Y/N: Steve i think that counts as a bad language word

Bucky: yea I'm pretty sure it counts

Profanity police: really buck?

Bucky: really

*Profanity police changed 'bucky's name to 'stupid'

Profanity police: get it? Because you took all the stupid with you?

Stupid: WOW OK!

Y/N: AHH THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING

Stupid: YOU REALLY WANNA GO THERE

Profanity police: I'm already there

Stupid: Steve once posted a private message between him and fury on his Instagram story and didn't notice until fury messaged him about it.

Profanity police: HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?

Stupid: BECAUSE I SAW IT

Profanity police: AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME?!

Y/N: um child anyways have any of you noticed that Steve's built like a dorito??

Stark: yea that's been on my mind lately

*Stark changed 'profanity police's name to 'dorito'*

Stupid: BAHAHAHHA

Dorito: WOW Y/N REAL MATURE

Dorito: ok y/N why don't you tell us why there are pillows in between your bed set and the wall

Y/N: STEVE!

Stark: THERE ARE KIDS IN HERE! Peter go play subway surfers or something ok

Thor: I don't understand the need for pillows in between the bed set and the wall.

Star god: it means she's doing the deed with one of the avengers... but who??

Thor: what deed?

Star god: the love making

Thor: oh sex

Y/N: I'm not having sex with anyone!

Natasha:

Natasha:

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Y/N: I-

Scott🐜: so who is it

Rhodey: yea who

Stark: c'mon just tell us

Y/N: I'm not saying

Clint: so there is someone?

Y/N: we just went over that 🤦‍♀️

Wanda: are you at least using protection?

Y/N: oh my god.

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