The Mysteries of the House- Flicker

Part 12: All our troubles are over

 Nikolai's POV: 

Everybody is insane nowadays. Marley is constantly singing the lyrics of WAP, Thomas keeps shouting at Colleen's body, "OH MY GOD GUYS IT'S THE GIRLFRIEND FROM FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN!" , and Kiryomi was caught doing dirty things with Melodie's body, like what the actual fuck Kir that's not how reproduction works! Rosalie is clearly annoyed by THIS too, and she has begun slapping everybody and telling them to STFU.

 "Guys, we need to discuss about this shit! Everybody is gonna die if we don't!  Now get some sense into your head and figure out who did it!" Zahrah, Mary, me, Cash, and Elizabeth seem to also still be sane. As we listen to Charlie beatbox while Cactus breakdances, we eventually decide it's best to drag the others here. 

I notice Albert has a trail of white liquid behind him, and I realize it's dripping from his pants... HELL NO. Charlie immediately falls asleep at the table, and Marley throws a can at Zahrah. Mary looks like she's about to go do what Mila did, and Elizabeth is dead inside. "So", Rosalie begins. "Who is the most suspicious?" Joshua is sitting in his chair weirdly, Jojo found our dead friend Jordan's weed stash, and Thomas has a conversation with Jean-Claude, AKA the wall. This is going to be a long day.

We're all sitting in silence, but suddenly Marley sets the kitchen on fire. Everybody panics, but Joshua runs directly into the fire. We watch as he burns to death, and when he isn't moving anymore, the sprinkler turns on and the fire is doused. Suddenly, the speaker makes an announcement. 

 "The murderer has been eliminated. You may now exit." 

Word count: 288

So, I know what everybody is thinking. I'm sorry, but I lost motivation. It's not easy to keep all of this up. I know this is a disappointment, but I will continue my shitpost book. Have a good day and please don't murder me