Zombieland

part one

Its been three years and five months since the apocalypse took over the world, everything's been pretty quiet, most likey because the human race has been wiped off the face of the planet, but that's besides the point. Trust me I know what you're thinking, "Who is this girl and why am I even reading this?" Well I'll answer the first question but the second one is for you to figure out for yourself.

My names elena, im 23 years old and I currently live with my friends and the only people I know are human. Bella is 22, and kora is 23 as well. We've been with eachother ever since this whole thing started and we've managed to stay alive for this long.

Genuinely I always thought that I'd be the first to di-

I shut the notebook as I saw kora come in the room "Elena, we've talked about this, we're not in sixth grade anymore and you can't keep writing in a diary" she says and I roll my eyes "First off its not a diary it's a notebook. Secondly, if I remember it correctly, you're the one who told me to write in this thing because I was quote on quote "stressing myself out". So you tell me lady, it's either I write in this or I burn it, right along with your favorite gun and bella's pizza rolls" I say and we both turn our heads to the door as bella kicks it in

"Touch my pizza rolls and you'll cease to exist" she says and I snicker "Wait shh. Did you guys hear that?" Kora asks and we all go silent as she tries to listen to what's going on upstairs. "You didn't leave the front door open again did you?" I ask as bella gives me a death stare "It was one time, and it was an accident." She says and crosses her arms  "That's not what we should be focusing on right now. Just tell us if you left the god damn door open" kora whispers "No I didn't leave it open." Bella says and crosses her arms

"Okay, well whatever it is it'll probably leave eventually so we have nothing to worry about" Kora says while grabbing her fruit snacks and sitting down "Please tell me you're not serious" I say and she shrugs putting a couple fruit snacks in her mouth "I swear to god, if we go up there and it's not a something because it's a someone, I'll kill it and then I'll kill you." Bella says and I grab my gun

"Bella, we don't have time for this. Get your gun and let's check it out" I say and we start heading up the stairs trying to be as quiet as possible "Hey guys while you're up there can you grab me some more snack, I'm kinda running out!" Kora whisper yells at us and I facepalm as bella's chucks a book at her "how have we even survived this long" I mutter and pull bella up the stairs with me.

The house is quiet, quiet enough that even the smallest paper clip could be dropped on the ground and possibly everyone would hear it. Silence varies from a good sign to a bad sign on the regular in the apocalypse, it's just something we've all come accustomed to. But even silence can trick the smartest people into thinking they're alone.

I turned the corner slowly and held my gun up "psst" I hear and turn around to see bella making very unneeded and highly unnecessary hand gestures. Assuming that shes trying to tell me where to go I turn back around and start moving more to the right

It only occurred to me that we weren't alone when silence was no longer the case, out of all the things I was expecting, that was definitely not it. "It's clear. Maybe we could bunk here for a while until hobi's arm gets better" the voice echoed throughout the halls and me and bella looked at eachother shocked

"what'd I miss?" Kora asks and I flinch before turning around and smacking her arm "Ow! What the fuck" she says and my eyes widen "wait, did you guys hear that?" The voice echoed again but this time it seemed to have gotten closer "look at me" bella mouthed and we both watched her as she continued to make the hand gestures.

But trust me if that wasn't enough embarrassing enough, seven men came up behind her and she remained completely oblivious "Oh now this is funny" kora says and bella looks at us confused "I literally sat both of you down and taught you what these hand gestures meant. Were either of you even paying attention

"Do you want the truth?" Kora asks and the house went silent as we all waited for her to speak "No. I passed out as soon as you started making a bird with your hands" she says "You know what, I'm done with you guys, I'm out" bella says and turns around to leave but she doesn't get very far as her forehead comes in contact with someones chest