*Still Namjoons pov*
"So what lie are we telling?" Jungkook asks "Well, technically it won't really be a lie. We just say that we've been walking for a while and considering hobi's condition we can't really make him walk anymore, so we convince them to let us tag along." I say "his legs aren't hurt, it's his shoulder" jungkook says "I know that, but in order for it to heal properly he shouldn't go to any extremes. Which means he shouldn't fight or strain the muscles in his arms" I say "Well what if they say no then what are we supposed to do?" Jimin asks "We leave it alone, find a car somewhere, and try to get out of this town" I say
"Most of the cars in this town are either missing a door, crashed into buildings, or burned out, it's gonna be very hard to find a working car, plus gas" jungkook says "That's why we do whatever we can to convince them" I say "So when is this all gonna go down?" Yoongi asks "Tonight." I say "Sounds like a plan" Jin says "Good" I say
*Bella's pov*
I grabbed my gun before walking out into the living room only to see the guys in a huddle "Is this is gossip circle? Cause if it is then I want in" I say and scooch in-between Namjoon and Jin "Are we talking about the little mishap with Taehyung's zipper? Because personally I think the dinosaur undies were adorable" I say and smirk when Taehyung glares at me
"We weren't talking about that" Namjoon says as the rest of the guys laugh "Bummer" I say "Bells let's go" Elena says and i get up "Where are you guys going?" Jin asks "Well kora ran out of fruit snacks and I wanna shoot something so we're going to one of grocery stores downtown" elena says "is that safe?" Hobi asks "No but it's fun" I say
"Of course you'd think it's fun. your jokes are terrible and you're probably a psychopath" Taehyung says and I shoot the wall next to his head "damnit. I missed" I say and Namjoons eyes widen "Stop scaring them and let's go" kora says "I wanna go with" Jimin says and stands up "are you sure?" Elena asks "I can protect myself" jimin says
"The rest of us will stay here" Namjoon says "actually I wanna go too" Jungkook says "okay. anyone else wanna go?" Kora asks and Taehyung stands up "I'm only going with to make sure jimin doesn't try to flirt with a zombie" he says and Jimin rolls his eyes "That was one time, and I was drunk" he mumbles "What dumbass would get drunk during a zombie apocalypse?" Kora says "this dumbass" jungkook says and points at Jimin
"Let's just go and never talk about this ever again" Jimin says and we all walk out of the house "We'll be back soon" elena says and shuts the door "How often do you guys do this?" Jungkook asks "Quite often actually." I say "usually its whenever kora runs out of fruit snacks, bella runs out of her pizza rolls, or if we just run out of food in general, we've probably been to most of the stores here" elena says "What's up with you and pizza rolls, I swear I hear you talking about them every five minutes" jimin says
"They're my life and I can't live without them" I say "They must be pretty good then" Jimin says "Hold the fucking phone, you've never eaten pizza rolls before?" I ask in disbelief and he shakes his head "Well I'm gonna tell you now that you've been missing out. So since I'm feeling generous today, I'll make us some once we get back to the house and you can try them" I say and Taehyung scoffs "What? Got something in your throat?" I ask
"Other than Jimin's dick?" kora says and laughs "I don't have Jimin's dick in my throat-" Taehyung says "yet" kora says and elena snickers "Jimin's my bestfriend. Not my boyfriend, I'm not gay. I like women" Taehyung says and kicks a can to the other side of the road "Bella duck" elena says and Taehyung pulls me into his chest as she shoots
"That was too close. You need to be paying attention" she says and I look up at Taehyung. He looks down at me and scrunches his nose before pushing me away "the sexual tension in the air is suffocating me" kora whispers to elena but I hear it and hit her arm before walking ahead of everyone
*Time skip*
After not too long we reached the store and went inside "peace bitches" kora says before leaving the group to go get her fruit snacks "Do you think anything else here is edible?" Jungkook asks "No, anything that isn't either boxed or canned probably isn't good considering the amount of time it's been sitting here without power" Jimin says
"Good point" jungkook says and I look at Taehyung "See something you like?" He asks and i step closer to him "Yeah" I say and he looks at me slightly shocked "Those chocolate chip cookies behind you are looking really good at the moment" I say and reach past him pulling the cookies off the shelf "Oh they're expired. Too bad." I say and set the box in his hands "Be a good boy and put these back for me" I say and pat his head before going off to find kora and elena
"Did she just pat your head like a dog?" Jungkook asks and jimin laughs "Be a good boy Taetae and set it back on the shelf. If you do I'll give you a treat" Jimin says teasingly and Taehyung glares at him before tossing the box on the floor "Hey, bad boy, no treat for you" Jimin says and Jungkook laughs "I suggest you shut it before I shave your head in your sleep" Taehyung says and Jimin gasps "you wouldn't dare" he says "Oh but I would" Taehyung says before walking away
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Zombieland
Fanfiction-The house is quiet, quiet enough that even the smallest paper clip could be dropped on the ground and possibly everyone would hear it. Silence varies from a good sign to a bad sign on the regular in the apocalypse, it's just something we've all com...
