*A couple hours later*
We stopped at a store a little before dark so we could get gas and food
*Taehyungs pov*
"YOU look good? Really?" I say and Namjoon rolls his eyes "Can a girl not compliment me?" He asks and I scoff and continue walking around the store "That's not what I mean. She can compliment you all she wants, I don't even care" I say and yoongi chuckles "and I fully believe that" he says sarcastically and I glare at him
"Just admit it Tae. You like a girl you met 24 hours ago" Jimin says and I look at him dumbfounded "I do not like her. She's a psychotic pizza roll loving, terrible joke making, weirdo. And she almost threw me out of a moving rv so no. I do not like her" I say
"I think you just don't wanna admit it because you're scared. no offense dude but you're being a pussy" Jeongguk says "And you're being a dick" I say "I mean you are what you eat" jimin says as kora walks into the aisle we're in
"That's big gay" she says and laughs before walking away. "Good going fucktard, because of you she still thinks we're fucking eachother" I say "It's not my fault she always walks in on the wrong times" he says and Jin laughs
*Bella's pov*
"Did you find the first aid kit?" Elena asks as kora walks back to us "Nope, but I did find some gay shit going on in aisle 10" she says and I laugh "what do you mean?" Elena asks and I take one of the drinks off the shelf before opening it and going to drink it "Let's just say jimin and Taehyung are definitely getting it on" she says and I spit out the drink"Go get me a new shirt" kora says and I snicker "I will feed you to the zombies out there, hurry up" she says "Okay okay, I'm going" I say and go to find her a different shirt. I finally get to a clothes section and start looking "Should I make her look like a grandma or an english teacher?" I ask myself
"English teacher it is" I say and grab a shirt off the rack and turn around, running into someone in the process "What is up with you and running into me?" Taehyung asks "Well maybe if your big body built ass bitch self would stop sneaking up behind people, we wouldn't have this problem" I say and brush myself off
"I feel like I should be offended" he says and I chuckle "you probably should" I say and he smiles slightly "Well, I have to give this to kora so" I say "Ah okay, bye" he says and I walk back to kora and elena
"what the fuck is that?" Kora asks "Take it or leave it" I say and hand it to her "Why is your face redder than a monkeys ass right now?" Kora asks "Hm? Oh um it's nothing I'm just cold" I say and elena smirks "mhm, sure" she says and kora puts the shirt on "are you guys ready?" Namjoon asks, walking into the aisle we're in
"Yeah, let's go" I say and we all walk back out to the rv "I'll drive this time" elena says "Okay, I'll sit up there with you" Jin says "Okay" she says and I sit down on one of the couches "I got us pizza rolls" jimin says and sits down "This is why you're my favorite" I say "I fucking heard that you traitor!" kora yells from the back of the rv
Me and jimin laugh "what were you guys all doing when the apocalypse happened?" Jeongguk asks "I was working out" I say and kora sits next to me "That's a fucking lie. We were together when it happened and we were cleaning the kicthen because you spilt the vodka all over the floor. The only one who wasn't with us was elena." Kora says
"Technically I wasn't lying, cleaning is like working out. You don't wanna do it but you know you probably should" I say and Namjoon laughs "come to think of it, where were you elena? You never told us" kora says "I was at the hospital when it happened" she says "Damn, did you break yourself or something?" I ask "No. I hit someone with my car when the explosion went off." She says
"You are a walking caution sign" kora says "No that's bella. And it was an accident. He ran out infront of the car and I wasn't able to swerve in time" she says "I am not a walking caution sign" I say "bella, you dropped a penny in the middle of the road and went back to get it" kora says "Okay and?" I say
"Which caused a five car pile up" elena says "Pfft, that's not what happened" I say and kora looks at me unamused "You were on the news because of it. And you literally smiled and said "I got my penny back"" she says and elena laughs "and I thought I was accident prone" Jimin says "No but Namjoon is, hes also the clumsiest person we know" Jin says
I laugh and look at Taehyung "what?" He mouthes "Nothing" I mouth back "you're weird" he mouthes and I chuckle "What's so funny?" Yoongi asks and smirks while looking at me and Taehyung "Taehyung has an orange peel in his hair" I say "Yoongi I'm gonna kill you" Taehyung says "Kill me and I'll haunt your ass" he says "Nevermind then" Tae says and I laugh
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Zombieland
Fanfiction-The house is quiet, quiet enough that even the smallest paper clip could be dropped on the ground and possibly everyone would hear it. Silence varies from a good sign to a bad sign on the regular in the apocalypse, it's just something we've all com...