Nanbaka one shots

Uno x reader: Oh my gosh

[a/n]: hello! Just a quick WARNING: this story is really short, due to having a lack of inspo

'Ehey, Jyugo?' 'Yeah?' 'Where's Uno a-' You couldn't even finish your sentence, being interrupted by your boyfriend.'You called me babe?' 'I did, a couple of times actually.' Uno sweatdropped. 'Sorry baby, I was rea-' 'UNO YOU BASTARD COME BACK YOU CHEATING LITTLE S#1T!' 'DONT INTERRUPT ME WHILE I'M TALKING TO MY GIRLFRIEND YOU PRETTY BOY!' 'YOU CAN'T CALL ME PRETTY YOU WORTHLESS FUGLY IDIOT!' You were just watching this scene unfold, not being sure if you should step in or not. 'I'm sorry madame, but sadly, Honey is really un-charming.' 'I-it's fine Trois. Not really a biggie-' 'GET OFF OF ME!' 'I WON'T UNTIL YOU SAY SO-' 'I NEVER WILL!' Apparently, Hajime had enough, and yelled:'SHUT UP AND GO BACK TO YOUR G0DD@MN CELL!'
                                                             ~Timeskip brought to you by Qi's fear of dogs~
'You deserved it though.' Uno looked at you like you just said that he wasn't handsome. 'I didn't.' Rock rolled his eyes at Uno, then turned back to his menu, peeking your interest.'Hey Rock?' 'Yeah, whats up [y/n]?' 'Are there any new deserts?' [a/n: this story is going nowhere and i know, don't worry] 'I think so, come over and see.' You technically raced over to Rock, wanting to see the new deserts. 'Ooh! They have [f/d] [favourite desert]!' 'You really like that one, don't you?' 'Mhm!' You hummed, already looking forward to dinner. Uno, who saw all of this unfold, got jealous real quick. 'ROCK! GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY GIRLFRIEND!' To this, whole Nanba did a facepalm. You see, Rock wasn't even close to you, let alone touching you. In reality, you had the menu in your hands, just casually talking to Rock, sitting 1 feet away from each other. 'Dude.' Rock deadpanned. 'Oh my gosh, Uno, I know you love me, but stop being so overprotective,...K?'
Told you this was really short🥲