Nanbaka one shots

Seitarou x reader: Blueberry boy crush

[Hey ya'll. It's been a while and this story has been in my drafts for who knows how long, so I decided to continue it. My writing style has changed a bit, but I hope it still works out!]

(y/n) was walking through the halls when they bumped into something. Or rather, someone. 'O-Oh! Sorry about that!' They quickly apologized. 

'Ah! (y/n)! It's quite alright, don't worry.' Seitarou said. 

'Oh, hey Seitarou! Did you know Hajime needed you for something?' 

'Really? Why didn't he tell me through-' 

'It's broken. He sent me to go to Kazari to ask her to fix it. He's currently chasing after cell 13.' 'Oh...supervisor...' Seitarou whined. 

'He actually wanted you to bring some paperwork to Kiji. If he's not there you have to go to Ahoto who's probably in the office.' (Y/n) said, adding 'or doing God knows what.' softly. 

'Thank you (y/n)!' 

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Once Seitarou was finally in building 3, he started searching for its supervisor. When he was about to give up and look for another guard, he turned around and was met with Kiji's face at a rather close range. Seitarou wondered how he didn't smell the pheasant before he saw him, doing his best not to cough at the strong smell of perfume.

'Say, normally I wouldn't help such a pathetic pretty boy like you, but you leave me no choice. It irritates me just to watch you dance around doing it.' Kiji said, matter-of-factly, pointing a finger at the confused Seitarou, who was about to ask what the older man was referring to. 'When are you planning to tell (Y/N) that you're crushing on them?' Kiji's words caught him off-guard. It took him a moment to gather his wits together and he could've slapped himself when he said the next words.

'Was it that obvious?' If Seitarou wasn't red in the face before, he certainly was now. "Oh well," he thought. "It was either that or 'Who is (Y/N)?'" The supervisor apparently found the younger guards response amusing, because he let out a long laugh.

'Yes, honey, it was. Now, I have a plan for you that has little to no chance of failing. I'll even get Hajime to work along with it. It is fool-proof, even for you guys.'

The paperwork that was originally needed to be delivered and taken back was forgotten at this point, as the pheasant begain explaining the plan to the blueberry boy.

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Sometime had passed, and you were pretty much done for the day. You only needed to finish your rounds for the day and then you could go home, take a bath or a shower, and do nothing for the rest of the passing afternoon. You were turning a corner, when, once again, you bumped into someone. Before you could apologize, a hand reached out to pull you up. 

'Sorry, I seem to bump into you a lot today, huh?' Seitarou. You smiled and took his hand, feeling yourself being pulled up easily. Seitarou may look rather skinny, but he was pretty strong for someone his size. In Seitarou's mind, he was running laps. The plan was going great so far and, like Kiji said, it should be fool-proof. Yes, nothing could mess it up. At least, that's what he thought, until...

'I guess we just attract each other?' You said, laughing. 

"Crap." 

This was bad. This was really bad. Really, really, really bad. That smile of yours was Seitarou's nr. 1 weakness, and the one thing Kiji, somehow, did not take into account. 

"Plan! The plan! What was the next step? Uhhhhhhh....right!" Seitarou verbally stumbled for a moment, before taking his arms from behind his back and holding them straight in front of him, basically shoving the flowers he was holding into your face. 'Flowers!'

'Oh! Are these for me? Seitarou, you shouldn't have!' You smiled in awe as you took the flowers from his trembling hands. When Seitarou remained quiet for a while, you stopped admiring the flowers to look at him. Seitarou looked very red and pale at the same time. 'Sei? Are yo-'

'DOYOUWANNAGOOUTFORDINNERSOMETIMEYOUDONTHAVETOSAYYESbutiwouldreallylikeif-'

'Sei, Sei. Calm down sweetie, I'm not going anywhere.'

'...' He looked resistant at first, but then repeated what he said, calmly, though with a trembling voice. 'Do you want to go out for dinner with me sometime?'

'Of course I want to go out to dinner with you! I would love to!'

'Really?'

'Uh, yeah? I was wondering when you'd ask me.' This made Seitarou pause.

'Wait, you-'

'Knew? Of course I knew about your blueberry boy crush!' Seitarous blush became impossibly deeper.

'Text you time and place?' Was all he could muster.

You hummed, and kissed him on the cheek. 'See you later blueberry boy!'

Seitarou fainted as you walked around the corner, humming a tune.