Nanbaka one shots

Honey x reader:my girl

A/N: How do i get the round brackets on a keyboard? Can anybody tell me that? It's also not too long😅

Honey and (y/n) had been dating for two weeks now, and everybody knew. When [y/n] would pass Honey he would lightly slap her ass. A tiny kiss could turn out into a make-out session.
'[y/n].........' Honey whined.'Did you just-' 'Forget that happend.' [y/n] gave him a smirk. 'Nope.' She said, popping the p.'....Forget it.' 'You know I won't.' 'Forget. It.' 'No.' [y/n] said. 'You know me too well to think I'm just going to forget and not tell anybody. Besides, you never forget it when I whine about something, so, this is my revenge.' [y/n] grinned, while Honey grimaced. 'I'll give you my deserts for the next two months.' 'I'm fine with that,' Honey lightened up a little.', but that doesn't mean I'm not going to tell Trois about what happened.'
Honey POV
'C'mon! You want something! This has happened before and you always want something to be able to forget about it.' I crossed my arms, trying not to grin due to [y/n]'s childish behavior. 'Well, you'll never know what it is!' She said. 'Dammit [y/n]! I can't be mad at you, and you know that too well already!' I thought. Then an idea came to mind. 'Hey, [y/n].' I said. She hummed, showing me that she's listening while flipping through a manga she...somehow managed to get from somewhere. 'I think I know what you want.' Now she was interested. She put the manga away, impatiently waiting for me to tell what I think. 'I think...you want a kiss from your handsome boyfriend.'
[y/n] POV
I grinned at Honey, showing him that he was right. 'Well, come here then darling~'. Even though I was really comfortable on my bed, I walked over to Honey, eager to get a kiss from him. 'Good girl~' He smirked, and I just grinned, my face already heating up. I closed my eyes, waiting for a kiss. Honey chuckled.'Eager, are we?' I was about to say something, but couldn't finish my sentence, due to Honey slamming his lips on mine.
                                                         ~timeskip, brought to you by Rock with a ponytail~
'Well, I hope your happy with your new outfit, Trois.' Kiji said, smiling at him. 'Ofcourse I am, Kiji.' Trois said, smiling back. When they got to cell 6, all they found was-'Honey, I appreciate that you love your girlfriend...BUT STOP MAKING OUT LITERALLY ALL THE TIME!' Kiji said, no, yelled. Honey looked up, not even panting[being the handsome gentleman he is] and glared at Kiji. 'Your not my dad.' [y/n], who was heavily panting, straightened up, fixed her skirt[which was very hiked up😉] and said: 'Honey, dear, we're not the only ones alive here, remember?' Honey looked at [y/n], then looked back at Kiji and murmured:'Sorry....' Kiji, surprised by this, said:' Wow [y/n], how did you tame the lion?' You cringed at Kiji's choice of words. 'Well, I don't really know actually. Guess dating him gets him to listen to you.' 'Yeah. She's my girl, so I will listen to her.''