Nanbaka one shots

[requested] Uno x innocent! Pure! Reader

[a/n] this story was requested by @LovNikkiyuki. Hope you like it!
'Madame, if you don't mind, may I ask what co-' 'STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND HONEY!' . You watched in confusion at the scene before you. Honey, who now had a bleeding nose, was on the floor, while Uno stood there, his fists balled. 'She's still innocent and I would like to keep it that way.' Uno walked over to you, a grin back on his face. 'Come, we're going back to the cell.' You walked away with Uno, looking back at Honey with concern in your eyes. While Honey stood up, mumbling about something, Uno looked at you. 'Don't be sorry for him. He deserved it. Because..' He hugged you and rubbed your cheek against his. 'He was about to take your pureness away! We can't have that!' He said, in chibi-form. You put a deadpan face on. 'So, what now?' 'No idea.' 'How about-' 'NUMBER 11 COME GET YOUR 2/10 ASS OVER HERE!' Uno looked over his shoulder, froze and went pale. 'What's wrong?' You asked, predicting about what could be the problem. You looked behind you two, and there he was. Kiji Mitsuba, building three's supervisor, coming for Uno as it is. 'Uno, hun. I think you should run.' He nodded, and ran for his life.
                                              ~ timeskip brought to you by Honey's waiter outfit~
'Thought last time was a good example?' You asked, sitting on Uno's lap, waiting for Uno to heal up. 'Well, it's still Honey's fault for being so damn perverted.' 'Well, why do you want to keep me pure? I'm seventeen you know, just never had sexual education.' 'Well, that's because the first time I do this,' He put his hand on your butt.', I would get that lovely reaction from you.' You turned bright red, due to his being the first time and all that he's done this. 'U-Uno? What are you d-doing?'. He chuckled warmly [That's a thing, right?]. 'Don't worry sweet cheeks, Im going to keep your innocence safe. That's why I love you so much~'.

[a/n]: This is a short one, but that's because I came up with some headcannons. I know that I said that I wouldn't do this, but I got a couple of 'em, so here, get your serotonin.
- Uno would do ANYTHING to protect your innocence from others, like shown in this one shot.
-He would try to keep this as wholesome as possible, just those cute non-perverted things couples do.
-Ofcourse, he does stare at your cleavage once in a while, but he hasn't seen a female for so long. He's also very good at hiding his stare.
-When being around Honey or Trois, he always makes sure to have an arm around your shoulders, waist or he'll hold your hand, just to make sure that they know that he's your boyfriend.
-He's showing you ''something'' once in a while, making you blush red, which he finds extremely cute.
That's it for this one shot folks! Hope the one who requested this likes this! Sorry that it's so short!