Nanbaka one shots

Ruka x philosiphal!dense!reader

[a/n]: not requested,because no one tries to contact me :[. Can you guys react to this post so I can see who reads this? Also, Ruka might be a bit ooc, due to me not knowing his character all too well. Enjoy!
'Officer [l/n], it's four in the morning, WHAT could you POSSIBLY want at this time?!' That's right, you woke the kappa up for a dumbass reason, which you were just about to tell him. Or well, actually, ask him. 'Sorry, but I have a question. If the earth isn't flat, then why are shoes flat, and not curved upwards?' [Couldn't think of anything else I'm sorry XD] Ruka just stared at you, in disbelief, before changing his confusion into anger. 'YOU WOKE MY BEAUTIFUL FACE UP JUST FOR THAT!?' 'Yeah? Still wan't an answer to my question though.' Ruka looked at you, pissed as hell, before sighing. 'Whatever, just get out and let me dress for today.' You simply nodded, knowing that the answer to this wasn't something you were going to get from him. You were about to get out of his bedroom, until he said something, which made you halt in your tracks. 'Wait...how did you get in here?' You froze, really not wanting to answer.'[y/n]. How. Did. You. Get. In. My. Apartment.' 'I...may or may not know where you keep your spare keys...' 'YOU WHAT!?' With that, he started chasing after you, you running away, both in your chibi-form.
                                                     ~timeskip brought to you by Uno's awesome nail polish~
'Hey, Keej?' 'Yes, what's wrong dear?' ' I have a question.' Kiji sighed, knowing it's going to be a weird question immediately after you said that sentence. Right then, Ruka came in, observing the scene before him. Kiji standing next to you, the both of you having a cup of tea in your hands. ['Caffeine is bad for your skin dear, just like chocolate.'], on your break. 'If the earth isn't flat, then why are shoes flat, and not curved upwards?' Ruka almost flipped, hearing you ask a question you had first asked to him, but now asking it to his biggest rival in makeup, a pheasant[I accidentally wrote peasant instead of pheasant XD]. Just as Kiji was about to answer, Ruka stormed over and grabbed your wrist, dragging you with him to any other place than the guards break room. You waved to Kiji, who waved back, confused as what just happend. He mouthed 'What's happening?', making you mouth a 'No idea!'.
When you were somewhere after 10 minutes of being dragged around, you could finally look at him, making him look at you, showing you he was a bit pissed. 'What's wrong? You okay?'. You asked, genuinely worried. He sighed, before saying: 'Nothing, just leave it.'. 'No. I wan't to know what's wrong, I'm your friend, so I should know what's wrong.' He got even more pissed at the word, 'friend', and snapped at you. 'Stop being so dense! Pick up on the hints dammit! Gosh, you really are slow on the uptake, aren't you?!' You looked at him, taken aback, before tears started welling up. He then realised that he went to far on you. 'Look, I'm sorry. Okay? It's just...seeing you with Kiji makes me...I don't know...it doesn't feel comfortable seeing you with my rival. He's-He's better than me, and I just- I... I really like- no, I really love you [y/n]! I want to be with you. In a...romantic way.' You just stared at him, not expecting this sudden outburst.'I-I love you too!' You hugged him. He stared at you in shock, then hugged you back, giving you a kiss on the forehead while doing so. 'I love you.' 'Love you too.'
[a/n]: so like, didn't mean to make it a bit angsty. Sorry for that. However, have a nice night! [It's nighttime where I am.] Might post again tonight, or tomorrow.