trashcan shakespeare
calling...
accept decline
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"what do you want"
"hello to you too christopher
ive been doing well thanks for asking i appreciate it"
"BUT LISTEN HERE!!"
"I SAW. A. BUNNY"
"thats nice.."
"it was like so cute? it was so fluffy like a cotton ball, or maybe like a cloud that lives in the sky that came falling from the earth because he was too pretty to be in heaven or the sky that he just fell? i wonder if that bunny also owns like a gang and they go using their cuteness as a weapon to kill humans and take over the world? that would be so- wait- why are you laughing?"
"why are you like this?"
"if you keep laughing at my amazing beautiful dramatic why of talking the only thing you'll be saying in your own pretty eyes is a slipper flying to its way to your mouth"
"oh shit okay"
"why are your responses to my words dry? like perhaps do you have like some kind of dehydration in your mind or something? like hello im just doing what a smart amazing cute guy would say, like my theories? mind-blowing, my fashion? amazing and oh my god dont let my wheels going over my humor!"
"okay im sorry i think i should be more like shakespeare every time you talk to me"
"deal?"
"deal"
"..."
"do you wanna hear some theories?"
"baby, tell me about how the moon landing was fake"
"pfft, you believe in the moon?!"
"i- everyone does bunny boy"
"bunny boy? am i your favorite person ever now? like wow jaehyun you keep flirting with me? already spoiling me? gosh its been just two days"
"you're the worst"
"like whats next? are you going to stalk me or something? because if you will you will be the most attractive stalker ever, im pretty sure you will give me like your benz or something, all up in this bitch you know what i mean?"
"im hanging up"
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phone calls - 2jae nct
Humor"who are you?" "i found your number in a like a trashcan and i wanted you to be my friend" "fuck off"
